slayers quotes

[random1377]

Ok, I'm pretty new to the show.... but I must post some of the damn funny lines in this show:

Ep 6: Lina slams into a tree: "Koala" Zelgadeis grabs her on the way by, "don't be an idiot!"

Ep 1: Gourry: "Great, I thought I was saving a babe! she's just a kid.... and flat as a board, too!" (don't remember the exact line, but it is something like that)

Ep 6: Gildear: "You, YOU ATE HIM!!!"

Hehehe....

Funny show.... I'm sorry I waited so long to see it.

[Dryden-san]

Yes the first Slayers series may not be as whacked as the later ones, but it does have its moments...

"Call me Queen!" -Lina (you have to playe vidoegames to get the reference; laughed my head off first time I saw it)

Any of Phil's fighting moves are automatically classics. "Good will towards men KICK!"

[random1377]

I like Phil..... hehehe...

Here's another one, from ep 11: Phil: "let me talk to them" Lina: "phil speaks Orcish?" Phils cleric: "not a word."

Ep 11. Phil: "Pacifict CRUSH!!!" "Kindness to all animals KICK!!!" hahahaahahahah

[random1377]

Wow.... I thought more people would have quotes they like from this show :P

Here's one more. Episode 17: "It's for the cause of justice, so deal with it!" "where is there Justice?!?" "Well, it's around here somewhere! your sacrifice won't be in vain, now shut up!"

[Maniac Ranma]

Don't remember the episode numbers but both are from Next.

(Lina is trying to convince Gourry that dressing like a girl is the only way to get another piece of the Clair Bible.)

Lina: But Gourry, you have to wear this!

Gourry: No I don't! I think you just like dressing me up!

(Lina and crew are in need of stopping a boat so that they can fish for a dragon when they realize they don't have an anchor)

Lina: Hey Xel.....how much do you weigh?

[Chibi Pimptress]

don't remember the exact episode, but it's from Slayers Try

Scene: Gourry gets seperated from the group and is looking for Lina in the dark and then grabs hold of the bust of the a statue.

(not exact quote, but you get the idea)Lina! It can't be, the breast are too big.

Yes I am a sucker for the bust size jokes

[Dryden-san]

Here's a good one from TRY:

"Don't interrupt our funeral!" -several penguins who then proceed to pelt Lina with bottle rockets; strange episode.