You know you've had enough of Eva When...

[rlreis]

Help me with this list folks! :) Then we can spread it through out our homepages!

You know you've had enough of Eva When...

* You change the name of your kids to: Shinji, Asuka and Rei
* You don't have 2 cars, you have Unit00 and Unit01
* You no longer have a dog as a pet. You've got a Penguim
* You are afraid of September 13th, 2000
* You know who Lilith is
* Although Japanese is not your language, you know the speech of every character from all 26 episodes.
* You got a sticker on your car: "Dummy plug NOT active"
* You buy a Progressive knife from the TV Shop CHannel with 2001 functions.
* You want to complete all the tasks of the tree of life....Just for fun.

any idea just stick it in! :)


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Rogerio Reis

[ryezen]

well there are two sites on that topic, if you havnt heard of them, go here:

http://www.angelfire.com/mo/ranma/eva.html
http://members.xoom.com/OpYashima/eva_toomuch.html

but here is something w/ i believe isnt on that list since its based on experience:

***you associate a car with 4 headlights as unit 02

[BigShot Jordan]

there is also a pretty good list of what you want at:

http://www.tapanime.com

[Tristan9480]

*You take blood samples from your wife so you can clone her if she dies.
*You use Anta baka in every sentence while replying to questions.
*You shave twice a week so you can have stubble like Kaji
*You get purple contacts and dye you hair blue to look like Rei.
*You start using men to make useself feel better.

[daniel480]

Hey, there is this BIG list of like 30 pgs of this kind of EVA stuff at a site called Ken's Evangelion Site... I'll try to get the URL...

[commanderikari]

you know you watch too much eva when...

you start wondering if it is possible to watch too much eva

you only wear sunglasses like gendo's (i do!)

you see at least 5 references to eva in everyday life.

you listen to the same track on your tape player all the time.

you look up at your ceiling and say "unfamilliar ceiling"

you get a cell phone and don't give the number out so that you have a "phone that never rings"

you program your TI-89 to display MAGI-MELCHIOR at the top constantly

you make references to eva as though they actually happened to you... (remember that time i was lowered into the lava?)

you have 3 favorite quotes from each eva
(It's hot...
Yes...)

you know the lyrics to Cruel angels thesis in English and Japanese, and only speak english

you rewind the tape 3 times to watch the plug suit tighten to either rei or asuka's bodies

[Schizm]

<sigh> It seems I have a clone :) Hi commanderikari, I'm Commander Ikari :D

I also have glasses like Gendo and have his beard too..

I have named my computer the 'Magi' and partitioned the drive into three sections named 'Balthazar', 'Melchior' and 'Casper'.

I paid for the entire series, both subbed and dubbed, with my Visa card even though I couldn't pay it off :D

I downloaded the movies, over 500mb, with my crappy old 14.4k modem.

I want to paint the System Sepiphora(?) on my bedroom ceiling, but I can't paint for penuts :lol:

I pay large sums of money to get anything Eva related sent over from Japan, even if it's all in Japanese and I don't understand Japanese.

Well, that's all I can come up with off the top of my head (I just got up and havn't had my afternoon coffee yet :) ), and I don't think I've had enough Eva yet :heh:

[BigShot Jordan]

when you drink anything out of a can and you let out a big laugh and pretend you are getting a buzz out of it.

you become strangley attracted to pushy red haired german girls.

you purposely make bad instant food.

you put curry in your instant ramen.

you only show emotions if your parents tell you to

i won't be your friend unless i am ordered to.

you own back-up evangelion tapes in case of tape eatings.

you start to search for the lance of longinous

you wright to the military asking for them to use N2 bombs in battles.

you tell your buddies that LCL fluid is the best think to drink at parties.

you think that the original singer of fly me to the moon is japanese.

when you go to church and read the bible you think:"cool new evangelion manga!".

[DeadManSeven]

You beileve blue is a natural hair colour.

You stand still in dark room for hours on end.

You would name your children either Shinji or Rei.

You answer every statement with 'Correct!' or 'Irrelevant!'.

You can hold up a discussion in a theology class based on you knowledge of Eva alone.

You greet people with thing like, 'Oh, hi...you're a little late, aren't you?', 'I've been wating for you...' and 'I am the [your name] that exists in your mind'.

You scream at anyone who watns to get in your car 'We cannot allow unauthorised civilians in the entry plug!'

You constantly tell people that they are exceeding their authority.

[juniida]

Here's a couple:

When you play Quake, you keep on chanting "mokuhyo wo center ni irete switch...mokuhyo wo center ni irete switch...mokuhyo wo center ni irete"

You start giving Hedgehog's Dilemma as reason for the last break up with your girlfriend.

[kakehole]

you have a bath in tomato juice and prentend you are in lcl.

you reffer to one of your toy robots as your wife.

you move to the northern hemisphere before 13th september.

[kakehole]

you fill your car with tomato juice and try to sycronisie with it.
You drown yourselfe trying to breath tomato juice thinking it is LCL


[Edited by kakehole on 15-08-2000 at 09:10 PM]

[penpen4]

*you ask impossible favors of your friends and offer them a steak dinner

*when your car dosn't start you blame your passengers for creating too much thought noise

*you have evangelion wallpaper & missotto's theme(or cruel angel's thesis) on your desktop

*if you have memorized all the angel's names(except for #2)

*if you have thought long and haed about who the second angel is

*if you argue with friends about who the second angel is "i think it is rei"

[eva2000]

hi ya penpen4 and welcome to my forums :D

[fireguy]

:lol:

[DeadManSeven]

Penpen4...I know all the Angel names, along with the episdoe names in both English and Japanese translations...but I know I watch too much Eva, so don't mind me. :D I gotta move onto what the Angels symbolise, and the steps in the Systema Sephiroticum next...:D:D:D

[Pen2]

You try to park cars like misato

....and succeed

You dig a hole in your backyard and name it "the geofront"

You accuse friends of "not compliying with your scenario"

You try to initiate an Impact using a drill, some hedgetrimmers, and some ordinary household bleach


Oh and i'm guilty of all but the first one Penpen4. Any more clones of me and we can start our own penguin dummy plug system ^_^

[Schizm]

So much for originality....I just found a few web pages with almost ALL of the things posted...

I'm very dissappointed...Well, not really ;)

[DeadManSeven]

It's times like these I wish I named myself after a character so I could impersonate them...

-You join a messageboard under the name of one of the characters, and act like them. :)

-You refer to you daily planner as 'the scenario you created'.

-You erect a giant red corss in your backyard so you can crucify your cat.

-You laugh your @ss off in a Physics lesson about thermal expansion (which I have done :D).

-You yell out 'Stand up! Bow! Dismissed!' at the end of every lesson.

[Schizm]

What exactly are you trying to say, DeadManSeven? :lol:

[fireguy]

You know you have watched too much eva when you start wondering about how you could clone yourself your very own rei. :lol:

[Edited by fireguy on 17-08-2000 at 11:22 PM]

[death]

when you

paint a fishbowel red, yell "kill you" in Japanese and try to stab it with a kitchen knife

try to find the lance of lognius using a telescope

try to find toko 3 on a map of japan

actualy work out who killed kagi

thats all for now

[ChibiAsuka]

>when your car dosn't start you blame your passengers for creating too much thought noise

LOL. Some of these are great. I'll put my Sailormoon ones up (yeah, and I know everyone's just soooo interested) in the Other Anime forum...

ChibiAsuka

[kakehole]

you bothered to reply to this thred..... :lol: