some slayers quotes

[orochi X]

here are some slayers quotes i found and i think are funny! im just trying to keep the slayers forum alive :)

Naga-(laughs) What sort of reckless person would dare oppose the world’s most beautiful, intelligent, and powerful sorceress, the incomparable Lady Naga?!

Naga-Oh, if it isn’t Lina. So it was you? They did mention something about highway robbery and a feather brained, bully of a sorceress with no cleavage. Oh, whatever. Time to get to work. Don’t take this personally...

Naga-For you see... This aroma, the unnatural artificial smell that gently stimulates the very back of the nostrils... this is the famous local mixture of Tranvargen to the north, “Hot Springs of the Northlands”. And... Yes, this, this artificial flavoring that clings to the tip of the tongue... Why, I think this is a substance commonly sold in the Miranda region. “The herbal hot spring that’s a delicious drink: Miranda’s Mix”. I would guess the two are blended together in a 60/40 mix. Well, am I mistaken
(the Hot Springs Sisters fall to their knees)
Lina-Naga, that’s incredible!
Naga-(laughs) But of course. You may get away with deceiving an amateur, but you won’t get past Naga’s... sensitive skin.

Martina-"(to Lina) Your chest is like a washboard!"

Lina Inverse-"Okay, you have five choices: One, Gourry can punish you. Two, you can let me punish you. Three, you can let Amelia punish you. Four, Mr. Zelgadis can punish you. And Five.....
?-"don't tell me... you can all punish me at once?"
Lina-Correct!:)

[Schizm]

Lina, after crashing into a tree: Koala.

[Torkm]

Originally posted by orochi X

Martina-"(to Lina) Your chest is like a washboard!"



:lol: Pooor Lina.. :lol:

What about the first time Gourry and Lina meet? That was funny!

Gourry-"I thought I was saving a bueatiful woman, instead it is a flat chested little girl."

:lol:

[Schizm]

Hey Torkm........Do you have any Slayers videos? If so, could I borrow them for a week? Of course I'd offer anything from my own collection in return :)

[orochi X]

Originally posted by Torkm


:lol: Pooor Lina.. :lol:

What about the first time Gourry and Lina meet? That was funny!

Gourry-"I thought I was saving a bueatiful woman, instead it is a flat chested little girl."

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: thats just funny i remeber that part

[Torkm]

Originally posted by Schizm
Hey Torkm........Do you have any Slayers videos? If so, could I borrow them for a week? Of course I'd offer anything from my own collection in return :)

Hmm.. I don't have them personally.. but I can get them for you. :)

I will see what I can do.

[Amelia]

Originally posted by Schizm
Lina, after crashing into a tree: Koala.

that is my absolute favorite quote! I even have it as a wav file on my computer, so i can listen to it over and over again...

[yue]

hmm...i cant remember it to well but i think it was in one of the movies...

Lina- Besides the theif and murderer part whats this about a dragon nester?
theif- well theres a rumor going around *deep breath* little girl little breasts scare the dragon from its nest!
(Lina rams her elbow into his head)

[orochi X]

Originally posted by yue
hmm...i cant remember it to well but i think it was in one of the movies...

Lina- Besides the theif and murderer part whats this about a dragon nester?
theif- well theres a rumor going around *deep breath* little girl little breasts scare the dragon from its nest!
(Lina rams her elbow into his head)

:lol: thats from Slayers the motion picture

[heerogf]

when they're in the barn

gourry (to lina) - "u really don't have any breast, do u???" i thought that was a bit mean, but it's funnY!!

[Falinah]

ah...to me, it's all funny!

[gaurdian angel]

Mine was when Lina had that curse where when she hurt some she would get hurt back...well anyway, they were in front of Martina and she just said she wanted to marry Gourry...

Gourry-Lina, is a fiance, is it a pickle?!

(Everyone but Gourry facefaults)

I thought it was funny.