Kaji01
31-07-2001, 07:52 AM
The top 10 things to do while waiting for FFX
10. Get an industrial sized vat of hair gel, a 6 foot long sword, spike the hair, dress up in raver clothes, and ask people if they've seen a Mythril Vest around. If they haven't just act like you weren't even talking to them, but instead the guy behind them......
9. Gather up all your friends and have them walk behind you in a single file line everywhere you go. If people start staring, just have your friends run inside of you so you dont end up looking stupid.
8. Make a bunch of prank calls to Squaresoft complaining about their reluctancy to develop for the Dreamcast. When they start to laugh at your prank, ask them why, they'll probably remind you you're talking about the Dreamcast.
7. Feed Miracle-Gro to one of your chickens, in hopes it will grow into a Chocobo. If it doesn't, ride around on it's back anyway. If the chicken gets crushed, and you have no more chickens, well f*ckin shame on you for not having anymore chickens.
6. Whenever you are in some kind of public transportation vehicle, mid-way through the ride, quickly cover your ears and scream and convulse on the floor like you are hearing some kind of high-pitched noise. Make sure you convulse in a repetitive motion. After about 2-3 minutes, get up and sit down like nothing ever happend.
5. Walk through some fields. When you get tired of that, walk through some forests. When you get tired of that, walk through some deserts. When you get tired of that, do it again, and again, until you just cant do it anymore and THROW THE F*CKIN CONTROLLER OUT THE WINDOW AND.....
4. Walk into peoples houses unannounced, take a bottle of medicine, some money, then leave. As you are leaving, give em the old wink and gun, it's always funnier that way.
3. Dress up in a Cactus Man suit, and go into the desert. When you get there, look for people who barely have any life left in them, on the verge of dying, need help badly, and cast a spell on them that takes off 99% of their hp, just to ---- them off. Repeat this every 2 minutes.
2. Wear a sock puppet named Bahamut. You can do all sorts of things with the ole Bahamuster. Play Tennis, go bowling, pick up hookers, you'll have a jolly-good time.
Number One!
1. Carry around fake money that you call Gil. Don't use it to pay for stuff, just use it for tips or bribes. Try to make it look as much as real money as possible, so that it will be all the more shocking to them when they find out that it isn't money at all, but instead GIL!!!!
10. Get an industrial sized vat of hair gel, a 6 foot long sword, spike the hair, dress up in raver clothes, and ask people if they've seen a Mythril Vest around. If they haven't just act like you weren't even talking to them, but instead the guy behind them......
9. Gather up all your friends and have them walk behind you in a single file line everywhere you go. If people start staring, just have your friends run inside of you so you dont end up looking stupid.
8. Make a bunch of prank calls to Squaresoft complaining about their reluctancy to develop for the Dreamcast. When they start to laugh at your prank, ask them why, they'll probably remind you you're talking about the Dreamcast.
7. Feed Miracle-Gro to one of your chickens, in hopes it will grow into a Chocobo. If it doesn't, ride around on it's back anyway. If the chicken gets crushed, and you have no more chickens, well f*ckin shame on you for not having anymore chickens.
6. Whenever you are in some kind of public transportation vehicle, mid-way through the ride, quickly cover your ears and scream and convulse on the floor like you are hearing some kind of high-pitched noise. Make sure you convulse in a repetitive motion. After about 2-3 minutes, get up and sit down like nothing ever happend.
5. Walk through some fields. When you get tired of that, walk through some forests. When you get tired of that, walk through some deserts. When you get tired of that, do it again, and again, until you just cant do it anymore and THROW THE F*CKIN CONTROLLER OUT THE WINDOW AND.....
4. Walk into peoples houses unannounced, take a bottle of medicine, some money, then leave. As you are leaving, give em the old wink and gun, it's always funnier that way.
3. Dress up in a Cactus Man suit, and go into the desert. When you get there, look for people who barely have any life left in them, on the verge of dying, need help badly, and cast a spell on them that takes off 99% of their hp, just to ---- them off. Repeat this every 2 minutes.
2. Wear a sock puppet named Bahamut. You can do all sorts of things with the ole Bahamuster. Play Tennis, go bowling, pick up hookers, you'll have a jolly-good time.
Number One!
1. Carry around fake money that you call Gil. Don't use it to pay for stuff, just use it for tips or bribes. Try to make it look as much as real money as possible, so that it will be all the more shocking to them when they find out that it isn't money at all, but instead GIL!!!!