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Maguamaru
06-08-2001, 09:31 PM
Ok, it works like this. Basically, just name your favourite junky NES game. You know, those games that aren't that great, are really crappy, but for some reason you play them anyway.
My vote goes to 'Karnov'. It's an old side-scrolling platformer about a fat Russian who shoots fireballs at (as Lowtax calls them in 'Dance Dance Karnov') a masturbating green fish and evil Yoda in a nest. Fascinating tripe, it is. :p

Foryth
06-08-2001, 10:10 PM
Punch out! That game rocks. :D

Human Fighter
06-08-2001, 10:21 PM
Excitebike all the way!

Rulakir
07-08-2001, 12:40 AM
Tetris Attack!

Edit: Wait a minute! Tetris Attack was available on SNES. Therefore, I nominate Metal Gear, followed by the original Tetris.

Kaji01
07-08-2001, 12:41 AM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...Turtle power!!!!
I still havent beaten that game yet!:eek:

Foryth
07-08-2001, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by KAji01
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...Turtle power!!!!
I still havent beaten that game yet!:eek:

Yeah, we played that a lot with a friend of mine, still haven't beaten it.^^; Though i saw my cousin beat it, jumpin' to remove both shredder's helmets seemed hard. *_*

Drizzten
07-08-2001, 01:27 AM
Kung-fricken-Fu!!!

orochi X
07-08-2001, 01:46 AM
that duck hunt game! and excitebick is kewl aswell

Maguamaru
07-08-2001, 06:29 AM
Oh yeah, I forgot Duck Hunt! Many I day I spent with that game. :)
It's not as unintentionally hilarious as Karnov, though. :p

Kaji01
07-08-2001, 06:32 AM
Originally posted by Maguamaru
Oh yeah, I forgot Duck Hunt! Many I day I spent with that game. :)
It's not as unintentionally hilarious as Karnov, though. :p

Lol...Karnov...Ha I remember that game :lol: .

Oh and I remember Dizzy.Damn that was a cool game...Though I wouldnt consider Dizzy stupid and lame...

Maguamaru
07-08-2001, 07:31 AM
I just completed the original NES Metal Gear, and I have to say I loved it. Can't really nominate it, 'cause it's not 'trash' as such... but it sure was glitchy. :eek:

Nightshade
07-08-2001, 12:08 PM
Kung-Fu Heroes!! :D

Maguamaru
07-08-2001, 01:33 PM
Something that's just pure cr/\p is Final Fantasy II J. I've played every FF and that's the only one I've actively disliked. Steer clear of this one, it's just tedious and the system is rubbish.

Kronos
08-08-2001, 10:57 AM
excite bike

Tenchi-san
08-08-2001, 12:13 PM
Turtles was fun. I remember I beat first in 3rd grade. Sometimes I pull it out and beat just for the hell of it. Its still fun to play. Same for punch out. I don't have Mike Tyson PO though. Thats hard to find. I got the one with MR. DREAM.

I'd have to say Rush N' Attack. This game was fun in a contra sort of way. I just realised something about the title though. It seems like anti russian propaganga doesn't it? :lol: russian attack? It was released in the mid-80's.

Drizzten
08-08-2001, 02:04 PM
The first Contra...Snake Rattle 'N Roll...gaa, I can't think that far back! :lol:

Corsair
11-08-2001, 02:40 AM
Contra, Super Mario 3 :)

eva_02's soul
11-08-2001, 03:07 AM
i like the american version of contra, otherwise known as probotector. That games cool.

Foryth
11-08-2001, 03:10 AM
Ack, i still haven't managed to beat Mike Tyson in Punch Out, he's just so damn hard with his dynamite punches. Ah, at least i managed to beat Karnov... now i'll have to remember with my own eyes that darned Bayou Billy game. Argh i hated this game with a passion, i was never able to get past the first bunch of enemies.

Maguamaru
11-08-2001, 09:46 AM
It's a pity they Karnov's Revenge wasn't on the NES, or else I'd nominate that. :p

Tenchi-san
11-08-2001, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Foryth
Ack, i still haven't managed to beat Mike Tyson in Punch Out, he's just so damn hard with his dynamite punches. Ah, at least i managed to beat Karnov... now i'll have to remember with my own eyes that darned Bayou Billy game. Argh i hated this game with a passion, i was never able to get past the first bunch of enemies.

he used to scare the hell out of me when I was a little kid. I would jump whenever I saw him throwing a punch because hes so fast. Now hes nothing. Mr. Sandman is probably the hardest one for me. Stick and move and join the nintendo fan club mac.:D

Corsair
16-08-2001, 12:27 AM
Hehe forgot about MT punchout. I havent played that game in years well since they pulled it :(

Foryth
16-08-2001, 02:39 AM
I downloaded Bayou Billy and a few other games..

Damn i remembered right, Bayou Billy WAS ------- HARD! Though i managed to get past the first few bunches of enemies now. :D I also got TNMT2 because i remembered i loved this game so much when i was young, and damn its harder than i remember it to be, i used to get far in it playing multiplayer with my cousin.

Maguamaru
16-08-2001, 06:58 AM
Savestates! Savestates! La la la la la!
With savestates, any game is possible! ;)

dartstrife
18-08-2001, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by KAji01
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...Turtle power!!!!
I still havent beaten that game yet!:eek:


YEAH!

I've only beaten 2&3

dartstrife
18-08-2001, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by Drizzten
The first Contra...Snake Rattle 'N Roll...gaa, I can't think that far back! :lol:

Snake Rattle 'N Roll...man, I play these games at my uncle's.... River City Ransom, great game :D

dartstrife
18-08-2001, 12:03 PM
Ikari Warriors, 3 lives, 99 levels.... My dad beat it cauze' the game went screwy, and became invincable. I can't beat the 3rd level/Area!

dartstrife
18-08-2001, 12:05 PM
ugh, so many, built to win, turtles tornament fighters(1st 1), Ice hockey(a.k.a. best game ever quote my dad), blades of steel, ugh

Maguamaru
18-08-2001, 01:42 PM
River City Ransom...?
I thought it was only in Japanese!

Foryth
18-08-2001, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by dartstrife
ugh, so many, built to win, turtles tornament fighters(1st 1), Ice hockey(a.k.a. best game ever quote my dad), blades of steel, ugh

Ice hockey rocked! :D I remember i nealy always took a team of big bullies.. a friend of mine also had the strategy of taking the brown guys because apparently you couldn't see when they had the puck. :heh:

dartstrife
18-08-2001, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by Maguamaru
River City Ransom...?
I thought it was only in Japanese!


nope


and In Ice hockey, i'd take 2 big, 1 medium, and 1 small.

hmmm...that brown idea doesn't sound too bad...:evil:

Wolfpac
31-08-2001, 02:06 AM
AFL
Cricket
ExciteBike

Black_Knight
01-09-2001, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Rulakir
Tetris Attack!

Edit: Wait a minute! Tetris Attack was available on SNES. Therefore, I nominate Metal Gear, followed by the original Tetris.

Tetris hater in Chicago!?! What the hell are you doing here!?! I get Mayor Daley to boot your ass outta town!

Black_Knight
01-09-2001, 03:15 PM
BTW Where's the worst Sega and Playstation awards?

Or do you all just hate Nintendo?

Maguamaru
01-09-2001, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Black_Knight
BTW Where's the worst Sega and Playstation awards?

Or do you all just hate Nintendo?

Naw, it's just that Nintendo had the oldest system, and some of the games on the NES REALLY, REALLY sucked. :p

Black_Knight
05-09-2001, 06:01 PM
I'll admit that, but Sega's all graphics and no game play awards. And how can we forget about All those Crash Dingo games, or what ever the hell that rodent is… Crash team racing, Crash Bash… :Coughing: Rip-Off! Rip-off!