You know you watch too much Outlaw Star when...

[Darkside]

I saw this on a Trigun thread once and thought it was creative...so lets try it in this one.

You know you watch Outlaw Star too much when...you ask your best friend for a number 3 shell when you start to get into an argument with someone.

Keep it going...!!!

-D

[Tsunami-X]

You know you watch Outlaw Star too much when...

You expect your cat to transform and fight the school bully...

[So Full of Mercy]

-You die trying to cut through an oncoming bus with a stick.
-You know the Starwind and Hawking enterprise slogan by heart.
-You chant Paga Wa San Fa in your sleep.
-You wonder where the fire engine's grappler arms are.

[Drizzten]

:lol:
Good ones, guys.

When you ask your younger blond brother to help you destroy a diffcult enemy and repair a compicated spaceship.

[So Full of Mercy]

-When desperate for a date, you start praying and opening suitcases.
-You think a gigantic gold ring is a fine hair ornament.
-You wonder if WWF's Chyna is trying to marry a gay man.

[Darkside]

-When you borrow all your money from a guy named Fred
-Your next girlfriends nickname is Hot Ice
-Your next cat you name Ashia Clan Clan of the Catarl Catarl

-D

[dartstrife]

When you make a bad stew, and blame it on the Catarl Catarl

[Gundammi!]

You climb a snowy mountain and are dissapointed when you don't find scantly clad women.

This only applies to the CN edit...



You attend an NRA meeting and take all the members guns and give them lasers.

[So Full of Mercy]

-You it looks cool when you don't cut your red-headed locks for 3 months.
-You only DO cut your hair after being in prison.

[Viola]

When you get in your car and expect it to fly into space

When you talk to your car and are surprised that it didn't respond to you.

When you expect to find a naked girl in a suitcase

[Robotech Master]

-After leaving home to start a new life, you tell your parents: "Goodbye, I'm off to find the Galactic Leyline." Puzzled expressions abounds as you drive off into the distance.

-Every night you continue to ponder who is hotter: Melfina, Aisha, Hilda, or Suzuka?

-You ask a bank if they carry any dragonite

-You go to a store and buy *only* the episode CN cut out

-You know the Japanese Lyrics to both ending themes, even though you don't speak japanese/

-You date a girl with black spiky hair, and you believe that she is a bio-android who will lead you to the Galactic Leylinej

-You believe in the above statement so much that you think your car won't start unless she is in the backseat

-You think that if you fire 3 bullets in a row, your gun will drain your life energy

-If an assasin is hired to kill you, you think that if you survive till sunrise the assasin won't come after you any more

-You hold a large round piece of tin foil up and claim that you possess the Space forces most powerful Light Shield

-You paint your car pink, draw two eyes on the hood, and proceed to name it Gilliam.

[So Full of Mercy]

-After the third time your legs are broken by your loan shark, you reluctantly admit that the Gene Starwind method of finance isn't all it's cracked up to be.
-You're arrested after trying to let your two cats drive your car.

[Robotech Master]

-Every time you see a Cactus, you think its a highly intelligent being from another planet trying to take over the world with telepathy

-For the same reason as above, you now refuse to eat Ice Cream.

[Gundammi!]

- You tried bathing in a pool of molten lava and then sued Sunrise for damage from 88th degree burns.

-You swipe a hot new car from a dealer and then say that it's rightfully yours cuz they pissed you off.

-During fights, you grab over-sized swords off the wall, swing them around yourself and scream like an idiot, trying to intimidate your oponent.

-You've dedicated your life to using your computer to program "I Love You, I Need You, Liar!"

-You stalk beautiful young girls and try to convince her that you were meant to be together because you're both human.