Who would you go out with?

[AkuSokuZan]

This is maybe a stupid question, but i thought it could be funny anyway.

Who would you go out with if you could??



I would definetly go out with Jura if i could, but i cant really say why. She just seems to be a nice girl, but she is misunderstood all the time.

[Darklightz]

Originally posted by AkuSokuZan

I would definetly go out with Jura if i could, but i cant really say why. She just seems to be a nice girl, but she is misunderstood all the time.

Is it possible her perfect body and sexy outfit have anything to do with it? :naughty:

I don't know myself.Maybe one of the two operating girls,they're cute :) And Barnette is really nice now that she dropped her feminazi attitude

[Oogami Ichirou]

[Cyfith]

I would like to say Meia, but she is out of my league. :(
So am taking the dibs on Celtic Midori (Cosplay girl) ;)

[AkuSokuZan]

Re: Darklighz
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Is it possible her perfect body and sexy outfit have anything to do with it?
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Hmmm, hmmmm damm you! You are on to me :P
No i'm sorry for that!
But there is ´some logic behind what you have written i must admit "lol"

[slamdunkfan]

MEIA, I can only dream :)

[Wormy]

Well, I've just got this thing for blue hair, so I'd say Meia or Misty.

[DNA_Master]

ewwwwwwwwww.... misty is BAD

parfait is the one for me... I love girls with glasses!

[tekblade]

dita or meia for me :D

[Oogami Ichirou]

Originally posted by DNA_Master
ewwwwwwwwww.... misty is BAD

parfait is the one for me... I love girls with glasses!

it's really too bad you never get to see her eyes.

[Lord_Satorious]

Jura, because I just love dominant women. Barnette, because any women with that many guns has to be good in bed (and I just love tight leather). Busom Callessa (BC) because she's a dominatrix. Dita because she's cute. Pai because I have a Lolita complex. Meia, err... no, she scares me, and her breasts disappear once she takes off that torso armor.

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[Cyfith]

I don't mind her slender proportions. Meia only looks like an ice queen. She is actually one of the kinder girls. Communication is important in a relationship and Meia excels at that.

[Darklightz]

Originally posted by Lord_Satorious
Meia, err... no, she scares me, and her breasts disappear once she takes off that torso armor.

Yeah,I noticed that too...Well she did say before she doesn't care how big her breasts are.She's not the overly feminine type like Barnette and Jura

[tekblade]

heh i remember that, but who knows :D maybe we'll be able to see parfeit eyes one day if she takes her glasses off or they fall off

[DNA_Master]

well, if she gets a little fresher with Duero, then she may take them them off...

either that or we'll see her head-on with light behind her, then they should be transparent.

watch closely, parfait-fans....

[tekblade]

hmmm i dunno about the light in front of her face cause if uremember i think there was a scene were light was shown but the other engineer girl with glasses, we saw her eyes, but parfait's so i think she has incredibly thick glasses or she has them glasses that can stand up against light :heh:

[DNA_Master]

ah well, I guess we'll have to wait for her to get a bit fresher with duero then.... I wonder if she'll take that headset off?

[Wormy]

Originally posted by DNA_Master
ewwwwwwwwww.... misty is BAD

parfait is the one for me... I love girls with glasses!

My only problem with Misty is her competion with Dita, so there is no ew about it.

[slamdunkfan]

Originally posted by Wormy


My only problem with Misty is her competion with Dita, so there is no ew about it.


Dita only compitetion is Meia, and there are alot of meia fans, and none her fans are going to jump ship to misty, not a very impressive new character.

[Wormy]

I meant her competing with Dita for Hibiki.

[tekblade]

hmm she kinda gave up misty, shes after meia now i think :D

[Wormy]

Well I ain't seen 7 ->, so shadup.

[Ronin Aquila]

I'm a sucker for:

A) Girls with glasses.

B) Sweet, kind, motherly types.

So I would have to say Parfait-San and Ezra-Oneechan. :kawaii:

[tekblade]

i dont think it was in 7 wormy, or was it oh well :D hmmm girl with glasses, hmm you know its only the engine room girls that have glasses... oh well :heh: i kinda like the girls who work in the registry with the maid uniforms :lol:

[Ronin Aquila]

Originally posted by tekblade
i kinda like the girls who work in the registry with the maid uniforms :lol:

Ah maids, the almost perfect girlfriend. Really shows the popular bloke desire for a completely devoted partner for life, considering the current flood of maid shows out in the current market ( Steel Angel Kurumi, Hanaukyo Maid Division, Library of the Heart, Angel's Tail to name a few).

The appeal of maids can be summed up in this sleazy classic jazz song:

I don't want you to be no slave
I don't want you to work all day
I just want you to be true
And I just wanna make love to you :heh:

Till Next Time Take Care Of Yourselves And Each Other.
:kawaii:

[tekblade]

lol :lol: nice song hehe i believe that sums it up hehe :D

[Ronin Aquila]

I'll try to come up with more. :lol:

[tekblade]

coool i cant wait :D

[Ronin Aquila]

Hmm, nothing new so far....

But would The Jerry Springer Show theme be good enough for now? :heh:

[tekblade]

:lol: hehe yeah itd be good enough :D

[Wormy]

I don't think I want to here that. Jerry Springer is bad enough, so I suspect the theme from his show would be worse.

[Ronin Aquila]

Quit dissing Jerry!! He's a nice, good bloke!! :kawaii:

[Wormy]

That may be, but his show sucks.

[Ronin Aquila]

That may be, but it is one fine comedy of the hilarious quirks that is human imperfection. :kawaii:

[Darklightz]

Make that a television freak sideshow.And it's so fake anyway.

And aren't we getting OOS?

[tekblade]

hehe i dont watch jerry springer much anymore but its funny when i do watch it sometimes :D

[Wormy]

Originally posted by Ronin Aquila
That may be, but it is one fine comedy of the hilarious quirks that is human imperfection. :kawaii:

:vomit:

[Ronin Aquila]

Back on topic (somewhat)

Imagine Dita VS Misty VS Hibiki VS Jura on Jerry Springer!! :lol:

[DNA_Master]

umm.... how about

NO

[DNA_Master]

Originally posted by DNA_Master
umm.... how about

NO

and I forgot to mention... jerry springer kind of sucks in a big way. I watched five seconds of it watched.. and am still trying to get rid of the horrendous after-images in my brain... must... shoot... jerry... springer... and.. all.. fans...

[Wormy]

With you all the way DNA.

[Ronin Aquila]

I'm all suited up in five layers of Kevlar and ready to take your challenge, sirs!! :D

[tekblade]

hehe thatd be funny i liked to see that :lol: hmm but sometimes jerry does have some disturbing guess like the one episode a fat dude would strip for candy or sweet stuff, brr i shiver at the that of that :lol:

[Ronin Aquila]

But you get to learn all time classic lines you can use in social situations such as:

Well 'yer 'usband needs uh vie-breytor cos 'yer gat dee-see-ze!! :lol: :kawaii:

[Wormy]

O...K...

That is truly sad.

I prefer lines like:

It is Gods resposabilty to forgive Osama.
Ours is to arange the meeting.
-US Marines

[tekblade]

eh hehehe :lol: i wonder how this became a topic on jerry springer hehe :heh:

[Ronin Aquila]

Well, dates lead to relationships. Imperfect relationships result in cheating. And cheating leads to a visit on the Jerry Springer Show. :kawaii:

[DNA_Master]

and the jerry springer show leads to saturation-bombing of the entire area, and the assassination of all guests and fans.

BTW, I'd like to see kevlar stand up to the Nadesico's Y-unit Super-Mega-Ultra Uberdeath shot using two Phase Transition engines... speaking of which...

FIRE!

*FBLAAAAM!*

[Wormy]

:lol:

[tekblade]

whos kevlar again? and the y unit u talken about is it the one akito piloted or the experimental one that uh whats his name in the glasses whos the mechanic made? :heh: oh well

[DNA_Master]

the "Y" unit was the "add-on" for the Nadesico that was taken off its sister ship... basically its a pair of Phase-Transition engines, and they can be used to make "space-bubbles" and annihilats everything in the area... but thats a topic for the Nadesico forum.

to get back on semi-topic...

JERRY SPRINGER SUCKS

and I have completly lost track of what the first topic was...

[Ronin Aquila]

Kevlar is the substance used for bikers Jackets and bullet proof vests.

[Wormy]

Duh. How could you not know that?

[DNA_Master]

but can we not use the heads of jerry springer and his guests, audience and fans to build a starship capable of withstanding a direct hit from a couple of nukes, merely thorough the thickness of the skulls?

andway, kevlar own3z. Anybody who did not know what kevar is is a baka.

[Wormy]

:nod: Definatly Baka. :nod:

[tekblade]

well i know what it is now :lol:

[Ronin Aquila]

Welcome to the world of smart people, buddy!! :kawaii:

[DNA_Master]

Ronin, I don't think you classify as "smart people". After all, you like Jerry Springer. and as you know by now, only baka-type people watch that show for anything other than masochisitic pleasure.

[Ronin Aquila]

Sanity and intelligence are two mutually exclusive aspects, my friend. I may not be the smartest person in the world, but at the very least I am an University student, thank you very much. :(

I am merely insanely angry and bitter about being born after a sister who blames everything that is wrong about her life on me because her father treats me better on the account of being a boy. :(

At mom's death three years ago, instead of being a man and staying in Melbourne to look after his now broken family, Dad instead opted to go back to Taiwan to look after Grandpa, in spite of already having two brothers to do so. Knowing full well that my sister bad temper is now worse after mom's departure, and her being a girl means I can't do Jack-Sh!t about it, he threw me to the wolves to fend for myself, and does Jack-Sh!t during his brief visits when she chucks a tantrum, because she is a girl. :(

Then Presto , whenever I lose my temper because I have borne months of steam, everyone blames everything on me because I am a boy. Isn't it a fair world we live in folks? Everything is the male's fault!! :bawling:

I may not be the most sane individual in the world, mister, but with all due respect , please do not call me an idiot for merely trying to find an outlet for my rage, laughing at people worse off than me so I can feel better about my excreable excuse of a life , thank you very much!! :(

[The Captain]

*Steers back on topic*

Well, just having finished the 1st stage and currently watching the 2nd stage, I have to put my two chips in. I'd go with BC. Gotta love the women in charge (no, not commander grannie) :D My second choice would be Jura. Leather is good... Meia is alright too. Dita is too ditzy, Gascogne has huge guns, Barnette is too man-hating, and Pai is just scary. Anyways, does Parfait remind anyone of Naru with her glasses on?

[Ronin Aquila]

Girls who don't show their eyes (dimmed by glasses, constantly closed. ETC) are so cute, aren't they? :)

But young moms rule!! Go Ezra-Oneechan!! :kawaii:

[DNA_Master]

all girls with glasses are EXTREMLY kawaii...

and she does look a lot like Naru too. Only not so violent.

[Ronin Aquila]

Those glasses are one of the reasons that I love Yomiko Readman of of Read Or Die.

Plus, she looks exactly like my girlfriend. :kawaii:

[DNA_Master]

thats why you should like my avatar...

Yumiko is definatly cool. There is just something about anime chicks with glasses that is nice.

[Ronin Aquila]

That's because unlike jocks, we nerds are sensitive, kind and sweet people. :kawaii:

[tekblade]

lol :lol: yeah i guess they are the best way to go. its funny, okay well not really but in most anime the gentle and sweet women are always protrayed wearing glasses. well not all the time, naru for an example :heh: yeah i love it too when we cant see through their glasses but when we do its so cute to see their eyes :D

[DNA_Master]

but the REALLY good thing about not being able to see their eyes is that during a really emotional scene (ie Parfait kisses duero?) they might even go transparent and we are finally rewarded by seeing their eye colour..

tell me Ronin Aquilia, does you Vandread art book give eye colour stats?

[Ronin Aquila]

No, but it does give the all important 3 sizes of Vandread's legion of babes!! :kawaii:

[Wormy]

Oooo, gimme.

[Ronin Aquila]

Hmm, I can comply if you live in Melbourne, Mister Wormy. However, it will require you to shell out 70 Australian Dollars, and to meet me at the next Melbourn Anime Society screening after February the 25th of 2002, or at Animezone in Box Hill.

Now I know $70 AU may sound steep, but the book comes with an interactive CD-Rom filled to the brim with design GIFs of the characters and the Mechas, and notes to boot.

[Wormy]

No, no, no. That would be selling it to me, I said give.

Anyway, I acctualy meant the mearsurements.

[Frank_kun]

Hmmm...after watching VSS 10 and 11 I'm sure a couple folks want to change their choices, depending...;)

[tekblade]

omg ronin i so want that book :lol: i wonder where i can get it

[Ronin Aquila]

Well, I got my in an comic book store in Taiwan. But I am certain that you can do the same at your local friendly comic book store in your home country. :)

[tekblade]

ah cool, naw my local comic shop closed down :( ive havent been much of a customer but i know they dont have much anime stuff except for wallscrolls. i had some friends who really loved the shop, its sad its closing, sigh always about money

[Ronin Aquila]

What of an anime store, my friend? :)

[DNA_Master]

none of those down here in tasmania... too much of a backwater.

(in case yer wondering, Tasmania is the little island off the bottom of australia. its actually not on some maps...)

[Ronin Aquila]

Now that is just mean. I've been to Tasmania, or more nobly titled "Van Diemen's Land" and its beauty more than adequately earns it the right to have a clear lable on the global map. :)

Anyway, I wager that you must have a very good internet connection, young man. For otherwise with the lacking of even one store you could not have possibly be so deep into the world of anime as you are now. :)

[tekblade]

hehe, well i get my anime from friends and somehow the game stores here sell anime figs which i buy. also im really lucky theres a place in my city called japantown, and yeah thats self explanatory. they have a nice book store where i get all my manga. i think i should talk to them about the vandread book :D

[Ronin Aquila]

Ah I see you are a fellow role player, mister Tekblade. :)

What do you think of D&D 3E? Have you played Exalted. ?

[DNA_Master]

Originally posted by Ronin Aquila
Now that is just mean. I've been to Tasmania, or more nobly titled "Van Diemen's Land" and its beauty more than adequately earns it the right to have a clear lable on the global map. :)

Anyway, I wager that you must have a very good internet connection, young man. For otherwise with the lacking of even one store you could not have possibly be so deep into the world of anime as you are now. :)

Tasmania IS a very nice place to live... and I get all my anime either by Fansub order from the mainland, commercial releases from the one and only anime store in tasmania, or from a friend who has ASDL and comes to my anime nights...

if you ever do visit again, tell me and i'll give you my address so you can drop by.

[Ronin Aquila]

Originally posted by DNA_Master


Tasmania IS a very nice place to live... and I get all my anime either by Fansub order from the mainland, commercial releases from the one and only anime store in tasmania, or from a friend who has ASDL and comes to my anime nights...

if you ever do visit again, tell me and i'll give you my address so you can drop by.

Mainland, heh? You sound like a (fellow) Taiwanese talking about China!! Though I am therefore a "mainlander" in your books, welcome to the "born on a small island" club, buddy!! :kawaii:

[tekblade]

Originally posted by Ronin Aquila
Ah I see you are a fellow role player, mister Tekblade. :)

What do you think of D&D 3E? Have you played Exalted. ?

hmm ive never played those :heh: hmm now i wish i was born on an island :lol:

[Ronin Aquila]

What have you played then, my friend? :kawaii:

[tekblade]

well the thing is i never finished rpgs :lol: i dunno why i cant stand the level up idea, i know you need to, to kick ass, but it justs tedious and annyoing i dunno why :heh: ive played ff7 well 1 hour of it, vagrant story, ff8, ff9 (only 1 hour in this also, i didnt like it), xenogears, ffx, chrono cross, and some others. the thing i can tell yeah is i never finished any of these rpgs :heh:

[Ronin Aquila]

Oh sorry, I meant paper and dice RPGs like "Dungeons and Dragons" and "Vampire the Masquerade."

[DNA_Master]

Originally posted by Ronin Aquila


Mainland, heh? You sound like a (fellow) Taiwanese talking about China!! Though I am therefore a "mainlander" in your books, welcome to the "born on a small island" club, buddy!! :kawaii:

actually... I was born on the Australian mainland, but emigrated to Tasmania when I was 10... actually I love it here, so I plan to get a degree that will let me stay here.

[Ronin Aquila]

Ooh, what are you majoring in? :kawaii:

[tekblade]

Originally posted by Ronin Aquila
Oh sorry, I meant paper and dice RPGs like "Dungeons and Dragons" and "Vampire the Masquerade."

ah heh :heh: my bad. hmm no ive never played any of those, any good?

[DNA_Master]

Originally posted by Ronin Aquila
Ooh, what are you majoring in? :kawaii:

The course I'm doing is a four-year Bachelor of Agricultural Science. I plan to specialise in third and fourth years (thats the only years I get options) into pest control and entomology, as I wouldn't mind getting into Biocontrol, the science of controlling pests with predators that don't attack native flora and fauna. Its really fascinating stuff, if youre into it, which I am.


tekblade: a really good pen and paper RPG is Cyberpunk 2020, by R. talasorian games. its quite good, very old-school anime Cyberpunk style, as in Ghost in the Shell, maybe a bit of akira, stuff like that. I love it.... my character carries almost as many guns as Barnette did.

[Ronin Aquila]

Ooh, you must have quite a high strength score. Otherwise you'd fall over from all that weight!! :lol:

[tekblade]

cool, now id liketo try it out, too bad i dunno where to get it :lol: hmm that sounds like a tuff major you got dna_master, but as long as you love it, it doesnt matter :D

[Ronin Aquila]

Speaking of agricultural science;

Would it be possible in the near future to genetically engineer cows that produce milk that is low in fat but still retains that wholesome full cream taste? :D :kawaii: :confused:

[Thief]

answer to the original question... Dita cause she is so cute

[tekblade]

i dunno, it could be possible :lol:

[Ronin Aquila]

Hey Dita, Jura, Barnette!!

Got Milk? :lol:

Sorry, Meia!! :lol:

[Cyfith]

http://members.aol.com/encloseus/meia.jpg

No offense taken. Besides, I don't swing that way.

[Ronin Aquila]

Don't worry miss. I'm hetero. And I'm a bloke. :kawaii:

By the way, I never thought there would be female fans of Vandread out there, considering its extremely "bloke-oriented" direction of appeal. :heh:

[Cyfith]

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[Ronin Aquila]

Guilty as charged. :)

[Thief]

Well each female in Vandread has their "perks" ;) Dita, the cute one, very nice personality and .... cute. Then there is Jura and her "anti-gravity chest". Meia is bossy ... if you like that sort of thing and then last of all BC .... but let's not go their =P

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Jura Jura Jura.

Why?

The voice.

[tekblade]

Originally posted by Ronin Aquila
Hey Dita, Jura, Barnette!!

Got Milk? :lol:

Sorry, Meia!! :lol:


lol :lol: i wonder what shed do if she heard that heh

[Ronin Aquila]

Hmm, probably say nothing head on but then trample on an effigy of me when she is back in her cabin. :lol:

[Thief]

Or she would come up to you and ask if you could help her make a baby =P

[Ronin Aquila]

Cool, sex with a virgin. Now that is rare, considering that unlike other anime universes, the complement of the female population in the universe of Vandread are all virgins!! Yay!! :D

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Uh.. I never thought of it that way. :P

[Ronin Aquila]

Vandread Universe, here I come!! :kawaii:

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:) :up:

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By the way, Hibi-chan must be the happiest guy alive (in Vandread universe, but considering our "standards" :P). Just watch how the girls act in the beginning of ep3 of 2nd stage. That's like a dream-come-true for the average guy.

But still, Jura is the sexiest of them. Perfect body, feminine characteristics, and oh-so-erotic voice.

One-way ticket to Vandread universe, please.

[Ronin Aquila]

I would love to have Ezra-Oneechan all to myself, with perhaps Jura on the side (you're right, gotta love that sultry voice). If only Rebecca wasn't in the way...

Oh well, as long as Ezra-Onechan is happy, I'm happy. I'll just settle with Jura. :kawaii:

Then again, there is that problem with that gun loving freak Barnette. I wonder what other uses she has for her collection when Jura is not around, if you know what I mean. :D

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:)


But I keep wondering... doesn't Hikibi have ANY emotions/instincts, or is he just totally gay?! Being around Jura all the time and not having "funny thoughts"... Whats up with that...

[Ronin Aquila]

Remember how boys didn't like girls and vice versa when we were in Kindergarten until Grade 6? You don't learn to love the other sex until you are conditioned by your culture to do so.

In fact certain ancient cultures, especially pre-Roman Greece and Japan in the Toyotomi era, preach that feminine sexuality is a castrating force that undermines masculinity, and therefore the love between two men is stronger and more precious than heterosexual love can ever be. :heh:

Thank God those eras are past. :heh:

When you look at it from their perspective, it becomes clearer. They do not even know what is sexy, attractive, or even appealing in an "alien", let alone to grow fond towards one. Conditioned (or more correctly, brainwashed) since birth, it is rather hard to shake off one's "normal" habits in favor of heterosexuality, for his or her "nature" is engraved into his or her personality by the time the individual is 16. :heh:

Till Next Time Take Care Of Yourselves And Each Other. :kawaii:

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But I'm talking about the most basic instincts here... There must be some of them left, because sometimes you see the characters giggle, blush and do other kinda things. I guess their emotions towards the opposite sex are... well, they are there, but they're not so well formed, they confuse them. But thats cute, I guess. Jura is the best one in discovering her feminine side, I guess. =)

[tekblade]

hmm who knows :D if u remember hibiki was born in taraku where women are the enemy so all this new womenly stuff to him is weird for him.

[Ronin Aquila]

Plus their emotional vulnerability, seen as a weakness on his homeworld, is dispicable to him.

[Thief]

Yeh as to the "Is hibiki just totally gay comment" you do have to take into consideration the sitution in the vandread universe. All the men think the meer sight or sound of a female will kill them - true there is an obvious change in views the last 2-3 eps (society wise) Even though Hibiki has been with women since 2nd ep of 1st stage it would take a while to get used to the new ways ...

Still prefere Dita over all the other women though :)

[Ronin Aquila]

Any girl who unconditionally hugs and adores you is a lovely one.

Though Ezra-Oneechan is much more cuddly and huggable, so I love her the best!! :kawaii:

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I'll still go with Jura. What would YOU do, if she'd come and you to "unite" with her? :P

And I just cant help it - every anime girl voiced by Asakawa Yuu is just totally superior to others. To me, at least.

[Ronin Aquila]

The sweetest and nicest however has to be Kawasumi Ayako. Even Inoue Kikuko (Of Belldandy fame) has turned to many mean and belligerent roles of late, whereas Ayako-San consistently brings us the sweetest and most loving girls in anime to date. :kawaii:

[DNA_Master]

and Ayoko-san did which voice?

(forgive my un-knowelge of japense voice actors)

and what other roles did she have?


and I discovered something really scary while going through a character page... I have the same birthday as Gascogne! 21st September! ARRRGH! What coincidence.

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Check her list: http://www.tcp.com/doi/seiyuu/kawasumi-ayako/

Btw, she is an exeptionally beautiful seiyuu. =)

[Ronin Aquila]

Not to mention her voice is like that of an angel's... :kawaii:

[tekblade]

what about yui horie? i like limes voice by megumi hayashibara, very cute :D

[DNA_Master]

Interesting... Kawasumi Ayako was in Gatekeepers as Ruriko..

But Vandread wasn't listed there... WHAT ROLE DID SHE PLAY IN VANDREAD? Probably DiTa, but I want to know for sure.

[Ronin Aquila]

Let us investigate further shall we. :)

[Cyfith]

She didn't have a role in Vandread AFAIK, but she voiced Koishi Herikawa in Onegai Teacher.

[Ronin Aquila]

Still as a sweet tempered girl, I presume. :kawaii:

[Cyfith]

Nope. The girl next door type. Sweetness is overrated anyway. I prefer realistic and considerably jaded women. :D

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Originally posted by Cyfith
Nope. The girl next door type. Sweetness is overrated anyway. I prefer realistic and considerably jaded women. :D


Like Jura? :P

[Ronin Aquila]

You don't know cynical, jaded, sarcastic women, do you?

Try living under the same roof with one for 20 years (as your sister, at that), and you'll be glad to spend 25 years behind bars just so you can do the world some good by killing her ass off the face of the earth.

But knowing that you can't in real life, you'll just have to go insane instead.

Believe me, nice and gentle girls are healthier alternatives to being driven into a self-loathing psychopath like me.

[tekblade]

lol :lol:

[Ronin Aquila]

Sad how real life is so absurd and sad that its funny, isn't it? :) :(

[Cyfith]

I didn't say sarcastic cynical women. I said CONSIDERABLY jaded and REALISTIC women. There is fine line between a realist and a cynic.

There more colors than black and white you know. ;)

[Ronin Aquila]

Sorry for not being clear. I will amend my advice.

"Avoid at all costs women who blame all their faults and temperaments on the mistakes of the father. Because whenever she does something wrong, its either his or your fault, but never hers. Eventually your self esteem will rot away for as you are a man, you can't do Jack sh!t about her constant need to take out her rage against life against the nearest male target. Eventually you'll become a sad, grim and self loathing shell of your former self, with no hope in real life whatsoever."

Take it from a person who has grown up with this crap for 2 decades. You'll thank me for it. :(

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I feel sorry for you, Ronin, and I feel sorry for myself too. I have a 17 year old sister, who can kill an average guy with her psycho-terror in less than a week. And I've been tolerating her for 17 years already. Oh God, the thing I want most is a little adorable cute sister, and I get "the messenger from hell". Where's the justice in that?!

[Ronin Aquila]

You're (comparatively) on the lucky boat, my friend. Yours is a younger sister, and hence somewhat more tolerable.

Mine, however, is an older sister. Oh, I do have two, and the other is so sweet that she pays testament to how sweet big sisters like Belldandy-Oneechan can exist in real life.

However, the nice one is off to Brisbane to study medicine, leaving me all alone with the b!tch. I can't blame her, and I wish her well.

You know what angers me the most? After mom's departure from this world, Dad gives me this contradictory bullsh!t about how I must simultaneously:

A) Look after her!! :mad2: WTF?

B) Respect her as I would my departed mother on the sole basis that she is my elder!!!?? (HA!! :mad2: My mother would not give birth to a creature like her!! She must be a evil person reincarnated into the stillborn that was going to be my sister while still in my mom's womb!!)

She has no sense of priorities unless it concerns her , and will pester you until you go mad to prove she is right even if it is the day before a final exam over a misused piece of soap in the shower. :ssj: :ssj:

Mister Scanned, please take consolation in the fact that yours is not a senior. At least you can yell at yours in retaliation.

Please listen to me, Mister Cyfith. Cynical, jaded women and feminists are the personification of hatred and hypocrisy. You'll be doing yourself a favor to live your life without one in it.

Take Care, Brothers And Sisters. :(

[scanned]

Oh, your level of hatred and despise towards your sister is almost as great as mine. But however, Ronin, age has nothing to do with it. Least in my case. In fact, older sister would be a better solution. Okay, check this - my sister hasn't gone to school in many years, doesn't have a job, is sloppy as hell, drinks and smokes. How can your older sister be worse than that?

[Ronin Aquila]

My relationship with my father was sloppy before mom's death, but hell, do we try hard as hell to repair it and love each other afterwards. :(

But that b!tch, WILL NOT let go of the past and let this family start anew (lest it hurts her all important pride :mad2: ) and forgive him for his very minor mistakes. :ssj:

Therefore, whenever I try to make peace with my Dad on his few and precious visists to Australia, she will intervene by forcing him to do drive/run errands/buy things for her, with no thanks after completion. Should he even make an iota of mistake, or even a variation to what she wants, she will chuck an cataclysmic tantrum that will invariably end with her screaming towards her room and deafeningly slam the door so hard that the walls crack. :ssj:

And should I even spend time with him afterwards, she will chuck hysterical tantrums about how all my time with dad is spent talking about bad things behind her back, non stop. I hardly dare spend time with my dad anymore as a result. :bawling: :ssj:

Thank you, egocentric maniac. I now have only one parent, and because I happen to be born with a penis, I am evil and wrong for wantign to love that surviving parent. :mad2:

I really really wish that there is a cataclysmic global war that would result in the burning and killing of every last goddamn feminist on this Green Earth. This will teach the survivors an unforgettable lessons of the evil of valuing pride over a happy and normal family. :mad2: :ssj: :bawling:

I'm sorry for such an intensely violent remark, but such is my absolute hatred of the feminist race.

Take Care, Brothers And Sisters. :(

[scanned]

Oh, my sister has these feministic characteristics also. She's never cleaning up after herself, she looks like &/#%/)"¤, swears like a marine, drinks and smokes like marine. And then she's got the guts to come and tell us we dont treat her right, treat her as a lady. Grrr... I'm exploding of anger just by thinking of this.

Anyways, self-centered feminist biatches should all burn in hell, and especially when they have brothers, who's life they ruined, right Ronin?

Take care.

[Cyfith]

Please listen to me, Mister Cyfith. Cynical, jaded women and feminists are the personification of hatred and hypocrisy. You'll be doing yourself a favor to live your life without one in it.

Like I said, there are degrees of shades. Not everything is black and white.

I know this certain girl at my school. However, she is neither a femi-nazi, nor a bitter person like you have in your stereotype, in fact she is just like you and me. She understands how unfair the world can be. She doesn't think the entire world owes her a favor, but she isn't entirely enthuastic about humanity either.

Perhaps my preference has to do with the fact that I'm also a considerably jaded person. Granted, she has her flaws, but I'm ok with that. I believe a good relationship must be earned, at least that's my philosophy.

And finally, I symphatize that you had to grow up with such a pain in the arse sibling. I wish I could introduce you to my younger sister, a nice girl, albeit a bit wierd. She just asked my opinion about the Cheong Sam she's wearing to school tomorrow. ^^

Gong Xi Fa Cai to those of you who celebrate it.

[scanned]

"She just asked my opinion about the Cheong Sam she's wearing to school tomorrow. ^^"


Ehm.. whats Cheong Sam? And tell us more about your adorable little sister, it would be a nice to hear that someone actually has a good sister. :heh:

[Ronin Aquila]

Originally posted by scanned
Oh, my sister has these feministic characteristics also. She's never cleaning up after herself, she looks like &/#%/)"? swears like a marine, drinks and smokes like marine. And then she's got the guts to come and tell us we dont treat her right, treat her as a lady. Grrr... I'm exploding of anger just by thinking of this.

Anyways, self-centered feminist biatches should all burn in hell, and especially when they have brothers, who's life they ruined, right Ronin?

Take care.

Glad to see that someone shares my views. Thank you, mister scanned.

To all my fellow Asians (and those who love Asian Festivals), A Happy Chinese New Year. Gong Xi Fa Cai!!

Also, thank you mister Cyfith. The only trouble I:

A) Currently am already in love with a sweet as apple pie girl who looks exactly like Yomiko Readman from "Read Or Die."

B) I my address for 9 months of the year is Melbourne of Australia. (Easily rectified if you live there also).

In any case, many thanks indeed, good sir. :)

[Cyfith]

Eh heh heh ^^, I said introduce.

Don't overrate yourself. ;)

Also, I said "If only I could ..."

But I won't... :p

this is the Internet after all... who knows what kind of psycho lurks behind your screen name. :D

No offense intended, just playing it safe.

Third, if it wouldn't be too much of a hassle could you please drop the "Mr" suffix. You're making feel old... or worse, you're making me feel like Hibiki. :eek:

Good luck with your "Yomiko" ;)

[Ronin Aquila]

Thank you.

And about my formalised speech pattern (when serious), its a hard habit to break, but I'll try. :kawaii:

[DNA_Master]

Originally posted by Ronin Aquila

am already in love with a sweet as apple pie girl who looks exactly like Yomiko Readman from "Read Or Die."


GIVE PHOTO!!!

c'mon, put up a photo of her... any girl that looks like Yumiko Readman must be nearing the top level of cuteness..

also, my sister is wearing an outfit (and hairstyle) that makes her look somewhat like a picture of Naru Narusegawa (from Love Hina) I've got. scary, but only slightly.

thirdly, to show the depths of my depravity, in the small trasparent part of one's wallet where normally are stored driving liscences and photos of girlfriend, I now have a picture of Parfet Balblair...

[Ronin Aquila]

You think that's bad? I got Karinka of Steel Angel Kurumi 1st Season in mine. :heh: :lol:

[tekblade]

wow, :lol: i dont have any in my wallet, but i have some pics in my binder :D

[DNA_Master]

well, ronin, looks like we have somebody here who don't have pics of anime babes in their wallets...

MUG HIM

[tekblade]

awwww, fine ill put, ill put one :D dont break my legs :heh: hmm i dunno what to put, maybe a kirika pic if i can find one :kawaii:

[Ronin Aquila]

Okay, but remember, any funny buisness with my Darling Kirka-Chan and I'll..... (Starts Chainsaw) :kawaii:

[tekblade]

hehe :heh: ill keep that in mind :lol: besides i like kirika chan also, so id never do anything bad :D

[psycnarf]

As for the original topic its Meia. Nuff said.

[Ronin Aquila]

Meia is the proverbial "Mouth of blades, heart of glass" kinda lady. Hard to grow warm to, but ultimately worth it.

[scanned]

Is there really no-one who'd go out with Jura? =)

[Ronin Aquila]

Oh sure. Although I would be more than gald to laugh over a drink or three with her, she's just not number one on my list.

Sure, the sex will be terrific :D but it just won't be as precious or memorable as watching a golden sunrise with Ezra-Oneechan in my arms :kawaii:

[scanned]

Still, it'd be so fun with Jura. She's the type of girl you could tease all the time with various "stuff", she's so cute when she gets mad. :)

Oh, and I agree with you Ronin on the *cough*<censored>*cough* part.

[Ronin Aquila]

Plus, if Barnette is equally impressed with your company...

...two for the price of one!! :D

[tekblade]

:lol: sounds like a good deal to me :D but i kinda wanna go with dita since shes hyper all the time, so you can ahem do lots of stuff with her :D

[scanned]

Jura is hyper too, in a more... *cough*mature*cough* way.

[tekblade]

well i dunno :D

[l0stnecr0]

and the main thing that this thread is trying to say is... that all anime girls are drawn with big breats and perfect bodies. :)

[DNA_Master]

not nessecarily... Shinobu Maehara from Love Hina is a) not endowned and b) drawn to be un-cute...

thats a sterotype of Anime characters. Not all have perfect bodies, nor large breasts. However, pretty much all of them ARE cute in their own ways. Apart from some of the more extreme evil females of anime, maybe... like that evil chick in Gundam 0083: stardust memories. She was hell-ugly.

[tekblade]

ah her i remember her, well she had to be evil so she needed that look :lol: i think yeah not all cute anime females have big busts and all, look at sister princess there all still cute :D

[Ronin Aquila]

Some anime with an army of leading girls are never meant to be sexual in any way. And yet there are some fundamentalists out there that use romantic series such as Sister Princess to argue that the Japanese, not just Anime fans, are all peadophiles.

Don't you just want to drive a steamroller very slowly over people like these?

[scanned]

I think those that consider series like Sister Princess a sign of something really bad and dirty, dont have the purest souls themselves. The people who really like it, watch it as a nice romantic comedy, because thats what it is.

If you want loads of fanservice and sexual tension, you've got your love hina and vandread.

[Ronin Aquila]

He who is ugly at heart can see only ugliness in everything. :)

[tekblade]

yep :D i like sister princess cause their so cute trying to help ani-kun all the time :kawaii:

[Ronin Aquila]

Before we go off topic, one last thought:

Karen's name is pronounced the same way as "Pitiable" in Chinese. :Kawaii:

[tekblade]

hmmmm whats pitiable? :heh: