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Fred
31-05-02, 12:17 AM
I wouldn't mind dating her. She did a doctoral thesis on Hand to Hand Combat!

http://firearmsdb.com/downloads/miss_universe.jpg


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MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russians reveled Thursday in the news that a sharpshooting St. Petersburg cop was crowned Miss Universe (news - web sites), saying it was about time the world took notice of the fabulous women who grew up behind the Iron Curtain.

Oxana Fedorova, a 24-year-old senior police lieutenant who grew up in the provincial town of Pskov won the diamond-studded tiara Wednesday at the pageant in Puerto Rico, out-dazzling a field of 74 other hopefuls.

"It means they have officially recognized what is absolutely obvious and we already knew: that Russia has beautiful women," said Lena Myasnikova, editor of the Russian edition of racy style bible Cosmopolitan.

Former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev was "not surprised."

"Russians can win in all kinds of competitions, starting with mathematics and Olympics, with young boys and girls, and all the way to beauty contests," the Nobel peace prize laureate said during a stop in London for a conference.

Fedorova is no mere beauty, but a pistol-packing graduate student at St. Petersburg's Interior Ministry Academy, with the sort of background that would make James Bond sweat.

HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT, DOCTORAL THESIS

She was probably the only contestant with a police badge in hand-to-hand combat, and the only one defending a doctoral thesis on "civil law and the regulation of the activities of private security forces in the Russian Federation."

Russian television alternated footage of her as she was crowned wearing a silver gown in San Juan, with shots of her looking fashion-model elegant in a standard-issue olive drab police uniform: black necktie, white shirt, mid-thigh skirt, dark tights and knee-high black leather boots.

In one shot, the camera pans from her squinting eye, down the length of her uniformed arm to a manicured hand that squeezes off a 9 mm pistol round. Bang!

Next, she is shown doing aerobics in a white spandex bikini.

"That a Russian woman is not just beautiful, but also smart and energetic, this is typical," said Myasnikova.

"Seventy years of socialism made Russian women fighters. They had to fight for everything: to get a nice blouse, to look pretty without any makeup, to try and make your apartment cozy when everything is leaking and falling apart, to feed your family when there was nothing for sale in the shops."

Fedorova has won a six figure cash prize, use of a New York apartment and a contract for speaking engagements worldwide.

But at the St. Petersburg academy, officials expected her to continue her law enforcement career, in a country where police can make less than $100 a month. She is due for a promotion to captain in August, presumably another Miss Universe first.

"I think this will improve the quality of our police force," Maj. Gen. Khillar Loit, deputy director of the academy, told Reuters. "Now the world knows that we, the police, know not only how to work, but also how to win beauty contests."

orochi X
31-05-02, 03:07 AM
Mmmm :naughty:

But Rally isnt Russian though, and this Rally doesnt have that cool hair

Wolfpac
31-05-02, 03:19 AM
Because she's Russian, would that make here a real life Radinov :heh:

Black_Knight
02-06-02, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by Wolfpac
Because she's Russian, would that make here a real life Radinov :heh:

Just gotta work the hair a bit, and hope she doesn't bust your chops when you ask if they sleep with anything American…

death
03-06-02, 11:47 PM
Dosent look like rally....

And shes not a HtH expert.... (Rally that is)

Fred
04-06-02, 01:10 AM
Reread it. She is also a sharp shooter.

Marius
04-06-02, 08:19 AM
Who cares, she's hella good lookin' :liplick:

-PjC

Fred
05-06-02, 01:41 AM
Here is another picture.

orochi X
05-06-02, 02:59 AM
I wonder if this Rally takes on the Rally from GSC who do you reckon would win . .

Marius
08-06-02, 05:05 AM
I'll say GSC Rally.

-PjC

Linna32
09-06-02, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by Wolfpac
Because she's Russian, would that make here a real life Radinov :heh:
radinov is a pathetic fiction novel character who is alway made fun of (just in case none of you knew that)

Black_Knight
09-06-02, 05:12 AM
Now that I look at it… That is nothing like Rally… Visually, I only see the Guns as the main connection…

Fred
29-06-02, 11:35 PM
To hot for me to handle.

http://firearmsdb.com/downloads/firearms/pictures/hk/action8msg90korfemale.jpg

World Cup, designated female sniper using HK MSG90.

Wolfpac
30-06-02, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by Black_Knight
Now that I look at it… That is nothing like Rally… Visually, I only see the Guns as the main connection… Who cares, We can dream can't we??? :heh:

Black_Knight
30-06-02, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Wolfpac
Who cares, We can dream can't we??? :heh:

:Falls over in disgust:

Well I guess you can Lord Moderator… I guess you can…

NWO!

Fred
01-07-02, 06:02 PM
Black_Knight you are talking this way too seriously. Enjoy the female body, bud :D. I post it up for eye candy, we all know she not Rally. None of us are stupid here. Honestly I rather have a real female then a fake one. Go out to a club and have a lady dance on your lap, it take the stress away:o.

Anyway here my pickup lines for ladies that like guns.
“I have a gun that can shoot”
“That is a long barrel you have there, I got one that is longer”
“You want to touch my personal gun?”

Marius
01-07-02, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Fred
Anyway here my pickup lines for ladies that like guns.
“I have a gun that can shoot”
“That is a long barrel you have there, I got one that is longer”
“You want to touch my personal gun?”

:lol:

Black_Knight
02-07-02, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Fred
Black_Knight you are talking this way too seriously. Enjoy the female body, bud :D. I post it up for eye candy, we all know she not Rally. None of us are stupid here. Honestly I rather have a real female then a fake one. Go out to a club and have a lady dance on your lap, it take the stress away:o.

Urm, there is on major fault with that line of thinking… And it doesn't have to do with my seriousness…

Wolfpac
03-07-02, 05:32 AM
Originally posted by Fred
I post it up for eye candy, we all know she not Rally. None of us are stupid here. Honestly I rather have a real female then a fake one.I know. As good as Anime characters may look, they are nothing compared to a good-looking female.

Hardsuit
03-07-02, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by Wolfpac
I know. As good as Anime characters may look, they are nothing compared to a good-looking female.


Yep:D .