The Nanami song (interac tive music experience)

[Sergeant Wittmann]

This is improv, like "Who's Line is it Anyway?" If you want, add any new lyrics that you like about her. Let me go first.


Nanami I want to do you , yes siree I do
Nanami wants to get with me, she wants nothing to do with you
So get yer grubby hands off her, before I kick your ass
Me and Nanami will make sweet love and then we'll smoke some grass


Your turn.

[Black_Knight]

Oh Nanami, why do you have to be mean?
You are evil, with that sadistic gleam?
You shouldn't outshine your brother just because of spite…
And to be in love with Makoto, that just isn't right…

[Black_Knight]

Oh Nanami, she is really right for me…
She is something like out of a menagurie!
I want to look at her with just lechery…
But in the end she's paper, I'll stick with apoltry!


Okay… These are starting to suck… We got to try something else…



Fatora!

[Sergeant Wittmann]

Fvck no!!! I'm not done with Nanami!!!

Nanami is better than Sasami
Both will claim they cook the best
But as close scrutiny exhibits
Nanami has a larger chest

Sasami's nine years below me
If I screw her I'll go to jail
And they do impure things to the unfree
Just thinking about it makes me pale
But Nanami is only 16
And I'm 17 WHOOPEEEEEE!!!!!
She's the age of consent for porking
And I can drive her anywhere (at least I could've if I had passed the driver's ed test)

[iwakura]

How about as a twisted haiku?

Nanami hate you
She's too stuck on Motoko
You'll have Jinnai's luck

:) :) :)

[Sergeant Wittmann]

The response:

That's really all good
Jinnai gets lots of action
He's a pimp-daddy

[iwakura]

Originally posted by Sergeant Wittmann
The response:

That's really all good
Jinnai gets lots of action
He's a pimp-daddy

He declares himself
But just scores bugrom Queen.
Delusional guy

[Sergeant Wittmann]

Not only Diva
He gets with Bugrom babes too
You are just jealous

[iwakura]

Originally posted by Sergeant Wittmann
Not only Diva
He gets with Bugrom babes too
You are just jealous

Bugrom babe Diva
There no other bugrom babes
unless army "queens"

[Black_Knight]

Where the hell is this going? :look:

[Sergeant Wittmann]

Please edit that post
We are doing haikus here
Get with the program

[Black_Knight]

Originally posted by Sergeant Wittmann

We are doing haikus here
Get with the program

I thought they were still in the form of a Hoe-down…

[Sergeant Wittmann]

I guess that's alright
But that was just a sentence
At least make it rhyme

[Black_Knight]

So have we gone to Haiukus or a Hoe-down now?

[Sergeant Wittmann]

I know that if we did both
This little jam session would be the most!
So give us a Haiku, don't be shy
Or a song or a rap, so long as it's fly

[Black_Knight]

Oh, I really hate rap music,
It really, really stinks!
It makes me feel all nausous.
And I do not want to think
That music with the over bass is just to much for me!
And then they have stupid names like Bow-Wow and Ice Tea!

[Sergeant Wittmann]

I sorta like Busta Rhymes and Pharcyde
I don't hold your opinions against you, Clyde
But try to make it about Nanami next time
Cuz if you don't your ass is mine

[Black_Knight]

Oh you lecher you masturbate all day.
You do it while looking at her picture if you could have your way.
We want to change you but you will probably stay.
But we have cattle prods just to keep you at bay.

[Sergeant Wittmann]

I mostly jerk to Rune Venus
The princess whose name rhymes with "penis"
If a mod sees this, he will ream us
Pimpin' out like Caesar Augustus

[Black_Knight]

Maybe we should stop this and just go and run
Before a moderator sees this and we are well done
But wait a minute Rune Venus? do you have a lolita complex?
Just a look at that doll she has just makes me want to flex.

[Sergeant Wittmann]

She's a respectable age in the manga
We're both teens so there ain't no danga
I just saw "The Hidden Fortress" with Toshiro Mifune
Makoto has chosen death... BY BUNGAY!!!!!!

[Black_Knight]

This is getting stupid, I thin its time is up.
I might as well just shot myself with my little Bulpup.
This song is wearing thin on me and we might get banned.
But then again the creator sucked so I'll just get fanned!

[Sergeant Wittmann]

You swallow.

[Black_Knight]

Originally posted by Sergeant Wittmann
You swallow.

I won't swallow yours because it wouldn't be fun.
Even though I stay down untill the job is done.
This song is getting repetive and losing all its jive.
Your Talent is like the thining hair right on Clive!

[Sergeant Wittmann]

Of course swallowing mine won't be fun
It's as viscous as rice pudding
You'll have to drink some water when you're done
One girl who'd know is Afura Mann
She's cool like ice cream and sweet like flan
She models for Versaci when the acting contracts don't come in
When Afura needs some lovin' she calls up Sergeant Wittmann

[Black_Knight]

Your deluding yourself of these facts, that really is quite true.
The only thing that would change is youy being black and blue.
Whos line is also suppost to very marry.
Or you'll end up ruining it like i happened to Derw Carry.

[Sergeant Wittmann]

When I pimp my rhymes I take tons of crap
Anti-aircraft
Flak
And Bric-a-brac
You're no exception playa hata
Don't feel bad cuz my baby's Afura
I have a woman, so settle for a girl
Or maybe a better match for you'd be a squirrel
And while you're at it, just sit back and watch the Wittmann flag unfurl

[Black_Knight]

Okay, I give... For now...