Ronin Aquila
21-01-01, 10:58 AM
If the Ruronin Kenshin OVA of the "Memories" Arc is ANY indication of how the "Revenge" Arc of the Ruronin Kenshin continuity is going to be handled onscreen. Then GODDAMMIT DON'T EVEN ANIMATE IT!!
The "Memories" OVA was so REALISTIC in its COMPLETE AND UTTER ADHERENCE TO THE LAWS OF PHYSICS that it might as well have been a LIVE ACTION FILM.
Whereas the "Revenge" Arc boasts some of the most physically improbable villains and the most outragesouly awesome action that would make Yuen Woo Ping's (Fight Director of "The Matrix") jaw drop.
How in the name of HELL are the self righteous directors of the dull OVA going to handle:
1) The complete foolproof nature of the Kaoru corpse doll?
2) Mr "Cannon-Hand's" ability to operate his cybernetic equipment?
3) Mr "Venom" Look Alike's Extended Limbs?
4) Yukishiro Enishi's Enlarged Nerves and his ability to double leap in the air?
5) The technological levels required for the "Iwanbo 3" cyborg war machine existing in the MEIJI era?
Or (God Forbid)
6) The fact that little 14 year old Enishi managed to learn, nay, MASTER A SHAOLIN KUNG FU STYLE ALL ON HIS OWN WITHOUT A PRACTICE PARTNER OR A TEACHER.
I shudder at the fact that this arc is going to be animated. NOT becasuse I hate the story (FAR from it), but because of fears that it will receive a HORRENDOUSLY REALISTIC treatment from the OVA directors.
I say keep it a TV series so that it can be a cinematic martial arts climax to one of the best romatic comedy-action sereis ever written.
The "Memories" OVA was so REALISTIC in its COMPLETE AND UTTER ADHERENCE TO THE LAWS OF PHYSICS that it might as well have been a LIVE ACTION FILM.
Whereas the "Revenge" Arc boasts some of the most physically improbable villains and the most outragesouly awesome action that would make Yuen Woo Ping's (Fight Director of "The Matrix") jaw drop.
How in the name of HELL are the self righteous directors of the dull OVA going to handle:
1) The complete foolproof nature of the Kaoru corpse doll?
2) Mr "Cannon-Hand's" ability to operate his cybernetic equipment?
3) Mr "Venom" Look Alike's Extended Limbs?
4) Yukishiro Enishi's Enlarged Nerves and his ability to double leap in the air?
5) The technological levels required for the "Iwanbo 3" cyborg war machine existing in the MEIJI era?
Or (God Forbid)
6) The fact that little 14 year old Enishi managed to learn, nay, MASTER A SHAOLIN KUNG FU STYLE ALL ON HIS OWN WITHOUT A PRACTICE PARTNER OR A TEACHER.
I shudder at the fact that this arc is going to be animated. NOT becasuse I hate the story (FAR from it), but because of fears that it will receive a HORRENDOUSLY REALISTIC treatment from the OVA directors.
I say keep it a TV series so that it can be a cinematic martial arts climax to one of the best romatic comedy-action sereis ever written.