"Fun" Tenchi thread

orochi X · 22-03-2002, 05:05 AM

Heres just a litle fun thread taken from Mag's old Stupid Impossible Scenario thread from the BubbleGum Crisis forum.

There will be random made up Tenchi scenarios by me or any of youse where you solve it by your own means etc.

Well here goes nothing.

Its been a few years after episode 13 from the OVAs.

You are Tenchi, its the usual day, Ryoko and Ayeka are arguing over small matters, Sasami and Ryo-ohki are in the kitchen cooking up a delicous lunch, Mihoshi is sitting only a few centimetres infront of the television watching her favourite show Space Police Police Men and Washu is in her lab doing who knows what.

Suddenly you hear a large rumbling from outside, you, Ayeka, Sasami, Ryoohki and Ryoko rush out to see what the whole problem is.
It seems Jurai is back for round 2, suddenly the King of Juria appears with no other then . . . Kagato!

Kagato shoots an energy ball which traps Ryoko in, it seems she cant break out. The king runs up and grabs hold of Ayeka and Sasami.

It seems that Jurai have got hold of he girls, you stand there and ponder what to do.

You have Ryoohki still there and it seems that your father Noboyuki has just walked out aswell to see what the racket was.
Also Washu is still in the lab and you see a small glint in the sky it seems Mihoshi is crashing down to earth . . .

So what do you do to save the girls? What do you use? Your dad or maybe Mihoshi as a distraction? . . .

All up to you

Magicfangirl · 22-03-2002, 10:03 PM

Um... I'd probably take Ryo-Ohki and get Ryoko first!

_____

*tenchi busts in to Kagato's ship*

Kagato: Ahh, young prince I see you have come to s-

*tenchi, sick and tired of all these long speechs, takes out his sword and kills kagato while he's just ending his speech*

*ryoko's free from the orb thing*

Ryoko: Tenchi! That's so un-like you! I LIKE IT!

Tenchi: Come on Ryoko, we have to save Sasami!

Ryoko: Your not plaining to save Aeka too?!

Tenchi: Nah. Aeka's not good for anything, at least Sasami can cook.

Ryoko: Tenchi I never saw this side of you before! I LOVE IT!

( hey now! You did say I was tenchi! That's what I would of done! Get sasami. leave aeka

)

*tenchi and ryoko fly to planet Juri. ryo-ohki fires a blast at planet juri. Ryoko distracts the guards. Tenchi sneeks in to the Juri castle.*

Sasami: Tenchi!

Aeka: Lord Tenchi!

*tenchi picks up Sasami and was about to run out of the room but-*

Aeka:

Oh Lord Tenchi! I'd knew you'd save me! You really do lov-

*aeka looks around to see that tenchi has left with sasami and not her aswell*

Aeka:

TEN~CHIIII!

*tenchi, ryoko and sasami make it back to earth in one peice*

Mihoshi:Oh hi! Where were you guys? Mr Misaki got some sake` while you guys where gone and-

*before mihoshi could finish, ryoko and tenchi were in the living room gulping down as much sake` as they could take*

*everyone lives a happy life* (

hey you said I was tenchi didn't you?

)

Fungus · 22-03-2002, 11:59 PM

ummm ....yeah-

orochi X · 25-03-2002, 01:26 AM

Well this is kinda a flop . . . atleast i got two replies but only Magicfangirl's one had a resolution to the situation

Steathassasn · 25-03-2002, 10:46 AM

BLOW THEM ALL UP ..BLOW THEM ALL TO HELL ... then pick up the peices and make a hentai

( im laughing as i write this..this is not at all serious )

Vandread · 25-03-2002, 10:48 AM

Personally I'd save Sasami because she can cook. All the others.....well....I'd eventually save them.

Steathassasn · 25-03-2002, 10:49 AM

screw you van fan boy....:: flames pop out the top of his head :: what the hell

so this is flaming

Vandread · 25-03-2002, 10:51 AM

YOU!!!! I'll get you Steath!!!

Just you wait...All I need is my trusty Kendo Stick and it's all over!
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAA

Get on your knees and whorship me

Vandread · 25-03-2002, 10:52 AM

I again say I'd rescue Sasami first.
Love that home cooking

Steathassasn · 25-03-2002, 10:53 AM

you call this "fun" ....wheres the hot anime babes n bikini's?

wheres the nachos....and van fan boy..ill beat you up

later...AFTER i have some fun with Mihoshi...

Vandread · 25-03-2002, 10:57 AM

You A-hole!!!

I'll take care of you later......

But let's get back on topic. I Know I'd rescue Sasami first because she can cook. Then Ryoko cause she can cover me while I make my grand escape. On the way I'd pick up the others and if there's time get Ayeka

Then live Happily Ever After in a Polgamous Marriage.

The End

Steathassasn · 25-03-2002, 10:59 AM

ok van boy...id say ..bring in a large battle ship...and get blown up...the end...

in the end....Every body dies....except mihoshi and sasami...because i like them ..

Vandread · 25-03-2002, 11:00 AM

You WILL feel the power of....KAISER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryoko and Sasami rock!!

Pin Point barrier won't save you from.....HEAT BLAZER!!!!!!!!!!

Vandread · 25-03-2002, 11:05 AM

I'll Kill you later tonight in Tech Romancer ,Steath. You WILL fear Kaiser!!!

But enough of this pointless babbling. Everyone else, who would you save?

Fanatic · 25-03-2002, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vandread
But enough of this pointless babbling. Everyone else, who would you save?

That is actually an interesting question. If all the girls were helpless in a perilious situation and you (as Tenchi) had to prioritze your heroic rescue, what would be the logical choice(s)?

Personally, I think something like this (all OAV of course

) :
1) Sasami. Since Sasami = Tsunami, she is your best bet for evening out the odds. A ship, near omnipotence and 10 LHWs with complete control is the greatest amount of available power and versatility in one save.
2) Ryoko. With the option of returning her two Gems from the Tenchi-ken, Ryoko's power can quickly be brought to rival Tsunami's. She is second because she has less control of her full power, and doesn't have the wisdom or the versatility of a powerful battleship extra-form.
3) Washu. Even with her Goddess powers sealed and the identity forgotten, Washu has a measure of power. Furthermore her genius will be a much welcomed attribute to your slowly growing team. Her inventions could also make a difference, remember she did build Soja - she has to have something mechanical up the subspace-pocket in her sleeve. (In fact, don't be surprised if the captured Washu is just another of her 'scape dolls

)
4) Aeka. With Ryu-oh out of comission, Aeka cannot match either Ryoko or Tsunami for power/experience, and cannot match Washu or Tsunami for wits/tactics. Thus her current posistion. Still her power and courage can be a deciding factor.
5) Mihoshi. In comparison to the rest, the only thing she has going for her is her legendary luck. Since it is a somewhat unpredictable factor, I'd save her last and hope that she benefits from her luck even as helpless captive in perilious situation.