Factory Default Play Thread #2 - CRAZY WATER VILLAGE (OREGON)

[Maguamaru]

(OOC: IMPORTANT NOTICE - This thread is for participants of the Factory Default RPG only. That means, people who have APPLIED IN THE APPLICATION THREAD AND HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED. If you wish to play, visit the application thread and read any notices in the initial post before reading the thread.

As for the players, please only post in here if your character is meant to be here... this means that, at the time of posting, the only members who should be here are 7thKeeper and eva_02's soul.

Thank you.)

IC:

"Uuuuuuggggggghhhhhh......"
Phallus was moaning. Not a moan of pleasure or excitement of any sort. Not strictly a moan of pain either. In fact, it was a moan of mixed pain and the regaining of one's consciousness - after all, he'd been out for several hours.
Upon inspecting his surroundings, the scruffy birthday boy noticed that he wasn't the first to awaken after his long sleep; Devlin and Random had already taken off their wet clothes to dry them on a patch of grass, and were presently sitting in the morning sunlight, trying to dry off in their underwear.
Phallus moved his wet legs out of the water, shivering - he had awoken on a riverbank, with only his top half on dry land. Swinging his body back up into a vertical position, the pain in his arm considerably lessened, he gave a quick wave to his fellow escapees, who were not more than ten yards away.
"Where are we?" Phallus asked groggily, stumbling over to his new friends and looking around vaguely for any sign of Griston Tower, which was nowhere to be seen.
"We... err... don't know..." Random started embarassedly. "But we seem to be safe for now, and we were both rather cold in those wet clothes..."
The whimsical girl felt her face start to flush red as she saw Phallus' intrigued gaze rest upon her scantily clad body. He'd never seen a girl, however young, in so little clothing in his short life, and he was beginning to wonder why she didn't seem to have any kind of half-developed bulge in her brief-like undergarments.
Devlin cleared his throat rather loudly. "In any case..." he began. "You should dry off too. Being cold isn't a nice feeling."

***

Ten minutes later, Phallus was also in his underwear, which he had never seen before in his life. He was amused and surprised to find that he was the only one of the three that had red y-fronts on.
"So...." he began, attempting to make conversation amongst the awkward party. "Random... why do you look kinda different from me and Devlin when we're all in our 'little' clothes?"

(OOC: I know, I know, I'm easily amused by little children and scanty clothes. No, I'm not into little kids. Honest.)

[eva_02's soul]

Devlin was getting a little bored just waiting there, very little clothing on, and half-chilly, half- burnt, like a frozen pizza in the hands of an amateur. He started fiffling with some twigs that were on the ground, not really tuning into the other two kids anymore, then he looked up.
For some bizzare reason, Random was dancing around a pole, and Phallus was now fighting off some sort of wild animal. All of a sudden, giant agents came up out of the river, and Devlin kicked them all with his martial arts. All of a sudden Phallus's voice broke through his "spell".

"Random... why do you look kinda different from me and Devlin when we're all in our 'little' clothes?"

This made Devlin look up again, and Random and Phallus were still just sitting there, looking awkward. With a start that made everybody jump, Devlin clutched his head as if he was trying to get something back in there.
"What just happened to me? Uh guys, i think i'll.. uh... go off exploring, yes that's the one!" Devlin stammered, trying to hide his embarrasment at being tricked by his own mind. He grabbed his clothes, no matter how wet they still were, put them on, and went off up the riverbank, dissapearing into a patch of trees.

[7thKeeper]

Random looked as Devlin quickly scrambeled away to look around, still blushing and turned her head back towards Phallus, feeling quite uncomfortable under his eyes. Moving her legs sideways from Phallus so he couldn't stare at her panties, Random looked down at the ground, trying to calm her heart down. She felt so embarresed right now.

" Different? I guess I am just different somehow...but..." Random spoke, slowly looking up at Phallus and smiled at him.

" but...does it really matter anyway? We are here together...maybe our bodies are different somehow, but it's just a small detail. Let's not worry about it."

There was a small moment before silence shared between the two children, before Random slowly grew an evil grin on her face and got up, walking in front of Phallus and leaned forward, looking in his eyes and grinning.

"Besides, maybe whatever you have down there shouldn't belong there! It might even be dangerous! A disease or something! We have to cut it off or crush it! I'm sure I saw something sharp around here..or maybe I should just go get a big rock.."

[Maguamaru]

Phallus practically jumped out of his skin at Random's words, backing away towards... water.
Falling in with an embarassing splash, the young boy paddled furiously on the spot, groping around to reach something that wouldn't pull him closer to the girl he'd been ogling just a few moments beforehand.
"Gezus.... Gezus Ghricht...." Phallus heard himself mumbling in shock. Reaching down with one hand, he protectively cupped his poor gonads, wishing and hoping that the small bulge would never be hurt - it seemed rather sensetive.
"S.. S... Surely you don't mean that!" Phallus called out from his spot in the slow-moving river. Random's unchanging expression told him that he still wasn't safe, so he had no choice but to swim, whimpering, to the opposite bank.
"Even when I'm away from those big people, I'm not safe." Phallus thought grumpily, half-pouting his lips and slumping down against a tree trunk on the far bank. Despite the clear day and soothing sunlight, he still felt like he'd rather be somewhere else.

[7thKeeper]

Random looked at Phallus for a moment, still grinning at him before her scary look melted away and she smiled at the boy, giggling uncontrollably, one hand holding her stomach while the other softly covered her mouth.

" I was just kidding...heh..you should have seen your face."

The girl walked closer to Phallus, stopping by the edge of the river still giggling and held out her hand to the boy, offering to help him back and smiled, looking at the boy in the eyes before her face turned into a more puzzled one.

" But...why were you staring at me like that before? Because I look different? You seemed pretty interested..."

[Maguamaru]

Phallus smiled in relief and braced himself to jump as far across the river as he could. "I don't know, really..." he began. "I was just curious, there's still a lot that all of us don't know about each other."
Before Random could reply, the little birthday boy launched himself from his firm footing on the opposite bank and into the cold, fresh water, skimming through the air with surprising agility. After a moderate splash and a few strong strokes, Phallus was near enough to Random's outstretched hand to grab her fingers in his soaking palm.
"Thanks for helping me!" the boy exclaimed as she helped him out of the water. "It's much nicer to do things when someone else helps you."
Flashing his friend a kindly smile, Phallus wandered off a little to check if their clothes were dry.

(OOC: "...to grab her fingers in his soaking palm." I know, I know, it sounds wrong, but so does the rest of this thread.

Edit: Art Thread now up: http://animeboards.com/t38802/s.html )

[Maguamaru]

(OOC: Damn, we need to get both this and Griston HQ moving. Soul, could I please have a post from you here outlining what Devlin is doing where he's run off to? Once I get that, I can probably get the others to come after him, then the flow of new players can start.)

[eva_02's soul]

Devlin wandered through the wilderness, trying to get the previous evocative, butt-whippin' imagry out of his mind.

/gee, These minds sure do give out some crazy stuff from time to time, I guess it's the system it uses to keep us sane/ Devlin thought to himself, trying to keep fairly quiet through the rustling bushes and trees, just in case there was something there that was not as friendly as his companions. Howevewer, he was so deeply wrapped up in thought that it came as a surprise when he bumped right into a strange animal.

"oh boy, what a stench" Devlin muttered as he looked at the peculiar animal hanging from a treebranch. Two things struck him as out of the ordinary. One, the animal hadn't moved and two, the animal was inside out. Devlin had just enough time to work out what an idiotic thing he'd just done before a giant rope net sprung up out of the ground and suspended him at the top of a rather tall tree.

Devlin panicked, forgetting that whoever laid the trap might still be there, and yelled at the top of his voice. "Hey guys! I've been alone for long enough now, could someone get down here and free me from this thing? PLEASE??!"