What would it take make Sakura REALLY angry?

[Dryden-san]

In every series there are rules, whether directly stated or not. No one ever recognizes the Sailor Senshi even though their faces are exactly the same. The AD Police (from Bubblegum Crisis) never do anything useful. Kenshin never defeats anybody without watching a flashback of, or listening to, their life's story. It always happens this way. There are rules.

Add to that list, the following: Sakura Kinomoto does NOT get angry. Upset, yes, and isn't it so cute when he cheeks puff out like that? Depressed, uncertain, annoyed... But not angry, not really. I'm talking about flipping out, going battousai, destroying-whole-cities RAGE (destroying whole cities being well within her capacity by the end of the series).

Buy you never see it. Against the rules of the series. But as the massed ranks of fanfiction and fan speculation show, if you give someone a rule, no matter how minor or important to the feel of the series, they will think about how to break it. In that spirit, I submit the question to you:

What would it take to totally enrage sweet little Sakura-chan?

I'm curious about what you think.

[Belstephen]

Hahah, I've never thought of that. Better put some thought into this cause i can't think of a thing atm.

[Tsu san]

<SPOILERS> Maybe, if you take the teddybear she got from Shaoran, stab it fiercely with a large butcher knife and after that put it into a blender in front of her eyes </SPOILERS>
I think that would probably anger her

[black_angel]

call her a monster and then kill all her friends.........

We could blow up her house and torture Yukito.....

[Linna32]

or you could just let kero annoy her, that made her flip really badly at one point if he would have continued being stubborn who knows what it would have lead to

[black_angel]

i love that ep...Kero got drunk^^

[icie]

I think the blender idea, the killing all her friends idea and the torturing yukito idea are pretty good. However, with her personality, she would just become very very sad, not angry.
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Damn, yue basically bondaged her and the sorceress was fully torturing her and she still could identify with them.

[Bryanna]

putting kero on one of those roticery chicken grills in the deli at a grocery store then slowly turning him around, and leaving him to roast to death. Yup that would make her mad.

[bizza1613]

Originally posted by Bryanna
putting kero on one of those roticery chicken grills in the deli at a grocery store then slowly turning him around, and leaving him to roast to death. Yup that would make her mad.

Likely.

[Bryanna]

mmmmmmmmmmmm.....roasted kero.......

[Destructa]

That's a little sick but that would probably get her angry.

[Warpio]

Sakura is sleeping peacefully...
Kero: *takes a deep breath*... WAKE UP!
Sakura: Hoooeeee! huh? Why did you wake me up? I have no school today.
Kero: I just felt like waking you.
Sakura: *goes downstairs*
Toya: uh oh, the monster is up!
Sakura: I am NOT a monster!
Toya: only a monster could make so much noise waking up.
Sakura: What did you say! *stomps on Toya's foot*
Toya: ouch! you sure do stomp like a monster.
Sakura: I am NOT a monster!
Kero: *comes downstairs* hey Sakura, I hope you don't mind. I just ate that box of chocolates that Yukito gave to you. I mean, they were just sitting there not being eaten and all...
Sakura: KERO-CHAN!!!
Kero: Help! The monster is chasing me!
Toya: oh no! you got the monster mad! run for it!
Sakura: aagh! *summons Firey* Take that!
Toya and Kero: Aaaaah!

and let's get Tomoyo angry while we're at it.

Tomoyo: Oh my, you've made Sakura unhappy. You won't like me when Sakura... is unhappy...
*transforms into a hideous green monster*
Now you will pay for your crimes against Sakura. Ggggrrraaaaarrrrr!
Sakura: It's... it's okay, Tomoyo. I'm fine now.
Tomoyo: *changes back to normal* Okay then. Time to record Sakura's happiness on film!

[Schizm]

I think a homosexual man mistaking Kero for a hamster might annoy her......Or sicken her.