i found this at a new site that is just up, it's so hilarius
Heero
"Are my spandex shorts too tight?"
"Mission? What mission?"
"Why do I have to save everybody?!"
Duo
"I am not gay! Stop writing yaoi fanfics about me and Heero!!"
"Quite frankly, Heero, you should consider growing out your hair and stop wearing spandex."
Trowa
"I do belong in the circus, my hair is freaky enough."
"My hair acts like a cap."
"DON'T TOUCH IT!" <shields hair> "It's very delicate."
Quatre
"I don't want peace, I want a total war!"
"I AM insane!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!"
"Everyone, FIGHT!!!"
"Give me your money and I'll protect you." (runs away instead)
Wufei
"I am possessed by Nataku."
"Personally, I don't like the way Trowa makes java."
"I get my spunk from coffee."
Quatre:**sees a a cute squirrel and whips out a flame thrower** DIE!!! DIE CUTE SQUIRREL!!!!! BURN!!!
Wufei
"Heero, can I have your advice?"
"I love you guys!"
Heero: I hate violence!
Dr. J, does my butt look good in this spandex?
Wufei, my love, there is no such thing as justice.
Relena, you look like a man!
right on!
Zechs, I don't want to fight you!
Why do I wear spandex? I'm switching to cotton pants!
Duo: Black is sooooo last season.
Relena my love.
Trowa, here comes Mr. Scissors.
Quatre, can I borrow your pink shirt?
Heero, can I borrow your spandex?
Quatre: I hate the violin!
Heero:
"Relena, I love you."
BOOOOOOO!!!!
Duo:
What?! Hilde's in trouble?! Who cares.
Shut up, Heero! I'm watching the presidential elections.
Heero broke his leg? Cool! I wanna watch!
Heero:
Duo's my best friend.
Forget the colonies. I'm gonna pick up chicks!
Quatre:
Duo, shut up!
Sandrock's a wuss.
I SAID, "Shut up, Duo! Or I'll shove that braid down your throat!"
Wufei:
I need your help, "enter name".
I have the highest respect for women.
I need to quit talking to Nataku.
Trowa:
I hate working at the Circus.
I am proud to recieve this award for "World's Longest Speech."
Barber, just whack it all off.
Duo: I wish I was cool like Quatre...
Heero: Duo... I wish I had hair like you.
Trowa: I have no name...just the one I was given at birth... Trowa Barton...
Quatre: I hate animals...
Wufei: Nataku... I think it's time we had a break from each other... I mean... I think it's time we saw other people...*breaks down in tears and runs away*
Heero: **pulls out a gun and aims at Relena** Mission... Complete... **shoots** (my personal fave)
Duo: Heero, it's time to start the mission.
Herro: Hold on, the football game is almost over!
Heero: Relena, save me from the bad guy. (hides behind Relena) He's pointing a VERY big gun at me!!!!!!!!!
Heero to guys: You guys are my best friends, my only friends. Group hug! (they all hug)
Wufei: Justice sucks!
Trowa:heyguyswannagotothebarandpartywithafewstrippersfo rgetsrele
enacathydorothyandalltherestofthemiwannapartylikeit's19 99!!!!!!!
!!!!!
Quatre: I love you, Dorothy.
Quatre:
"It's time to open a can of whop ass!" :::starts killing everything in sight:::
"I'm not gay! I'm just...:::sniff:::...sensetive."
Duo:
"I find woman's silk undergarments highly enjoyable." :::slaps hand over mouth as Heero quirks an eyebrow:::
Duo Maxwell:
"Got milk?"
"I never had a leo mobile suit before I am going to love it and squeeze it and name it George."
Quatre
"I am spoiled rich brat!"
Wufei
"I love fuzzy animals."
"I wear heart boxers."
"I have pink pajamas."
Heero Yuy
"I have a pony."
"I love me, I love life."
Heero
"Hey guys, let's just stay home today and watch Barney."
"What the hell is this. . . SPANDEX EWWWWWWWW GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!"
"Personally Duo, I hate your Gundam, it's just, SO not colorful like mine is."
::Sees a bunny:: "AWWWWWW LOOK HOW KYUTE IT IS." :
icks it up and hugs it to death then cries after seeing it dead::
Duo
"What is this "Sugar" you speak of?"
". . . . . Hi . . . . . . Talking is not spoken often from where I come from."
"My name is really Protector of the bunnies."
Trowa
"HI, how are you, my name is Triton Bloom, but you can call me Trowa Barton."
"DO you like cheese? I LOOOOOOVE cheese. (You get the picture, right)
"It's not gel!!!!!!!!!"
"GOD I hate this mask, why do I hate to wear it?"
::smiles:
that just says it all)
Quatre
"Is this tea? You guys know how much I HATE tea!"
"All right, who put the pink shirts in my drawers?"
"Trowa, will you go out with me?"
Wufei
"What is justice?"
"Who is Nataku?"
"I am weak, I was never strong."
Wufei: Trick-Or-Treat!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero
"Duo, have you ever thought about perming your hair?"
"I'm sick of all the fighting!!"
"Let's all have a heart to heart.."
Wufei
"Hey girlfriend!!"
"My ponytail is too tight!!!"
"Nataku, for once, let me make a choice!"
"Quatre, why don't you and I talk about our inner voice and how peace is best for us all?"
Trowa:
"HEY EVERYONE!! LET'S PARTY!!"
"Should my hair go to my right, or my left? Hmm.."
Quatre
"I'm sick of being so nice!! *pulls out a gun, and starts shooting* Mmwwaaaahaha!!"
that's it, does anybody have any more?
relena...what a bitch!!!!
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