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Old 17-03-2001, 11:12 AM   #1   [permalink]
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I just thought this up for fun.

So,you know you're an anime character when...

...in battles,you feel the urge to say everything you do.

...no matter unattractive,shy and nerdy you are,you're bound to end up with a bunch of nice good-looking girl/boy friends.

...your all-powerful enemies attack you,you can withstand it,but when your girlfriend's mad at you and she punches you,you end up into low-earth orbit.

...even though you're just a nroaml high-school student,you find out you are the key to saving the world.

...seeing giants monsters destroying the world is part of your daily life.

...if you're the hero of the story,don't be nervous,you'll be only fighting in the end,never before,so just sit back,relax and watch your friends do all the work for you until it's your time.

hehe,feel fre to add more if you want
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Old 17-03-2001, 11:15 AM   #2   [permalink]
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you know how to fly huge machines.

your city get destroyed every other weekend.

instead using any normal modern weapon against machines you use a sword.
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Old 17-03-2001, 12:04 PM   #3   [permalink]
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you know you're an anime character when...

when people look at you, they usually see a slanted side view of you face.

you have blue/purple/green/white/orange hair naturally

you have bugs fly and hit you in the eyes b/c they're so damn big.

when you are in the United States, you find yourself saying darn it when you want to say damn it so bad.

every chick you see is fine as hell yet she can't get a date.
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Old 17-03-2001, 12:08 PM   #4   [permalink]
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you know that you're an anime character if

...being normal is considered insanity in your book

...you got who knows how many special final attacks with a very long name and you when you preform your attack you say it

...you can walk great distances with only hoping in great speeds

...1/2 human 1/2 animel creatures is something you know well and used to

...you got a curse on you ,and not an evil curse even ,but an emberresing one
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Old 17-03-2001, 12:48 PM   #5   [permalink]
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you know you're an anime character when...

you're bangs are so long and spikey, there is a good chance they can be used as weapon.

when ever you take a picture, you look really pissed off because you squint you're eyes so much.

you can jump around, run, and fight for hours, but you don't start breathing hard until you shoot a fire ball or ki blast from your hands.
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Old 17-03-2001, 02:03 PM   #6   [permalink]
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Those are freaking funny!...
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Old 17-03-2001, 04:24 PM   #7   [permalink]
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It'd be kind of freaky if that where really happening... but you look at it in anime and your eyes are glued to the screen.. or you're laughing and can't stop. I hyperventilate when I laugh........
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Old 17-03-2001, 04:30 PM   #8   [permalink]
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you know you're an anime character when...

your made up of ink.

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Old 17-03-2001, 06:14 PM   #9   [permalink]
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... everyone you know is a superhero

... all your pets can talk

... your lips don't match the words you say

... magical gems and things that can destroy the world are left unguarded for the bad guy to snatch easily

... you punch someone and it was SO cool it happens three times!

... every weapon you own throws a normal person back 10 ft , but you stand still while using it
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you know that you're an anime character when :

...you don't have to worry about totaletarian regimes and politics ...cause you got ugly alien invaders ,deamons ,mad lunatic scientist ,gorgeous androids ,wierd curses ,and a tagging along sidekick to worry about
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Old 17-03-2001, 06:32 PM   #11   [permalink]
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You know you're an anime characyer when:

.....you trun your head and your boobs jiggle for five minutes

.....you wear your hair in ways that would look abolutely ridiculous on other people

.....you live with a cute animal who is moe intelligent that all your friends at school

.....you can pick up a weapin that is three times bigger than you are
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Old 17-03-2001, 06:37 PM   #12   [permalink]
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someones been watching way to much Nanoko
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Old 17-03-2001, 06:39 PM   #13   [permalink]
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someones been watching way to much Nanoko
Nope, just too much Golden Boy and Burn Up W. :B:
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Old 17-03-2001, 07:33 PM   #14   [permalink]
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you know you're an anime character when...

you get real excited/pissed , all your surroundings become blurred into 250 different colors and makes it look like you're traveling at the speed of light.

you're a guy and you've got some skinny ass legs, toothpick arms, and no chest but you're stronger than anyone you know

whenever you're amazed by someone's stupidity, you fall down flat on your face with your legs sticking up in the air.
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Old 17-03-2001, 08:02 PM   #15   [permalink]
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Everytime you do an attack or even punch someone, everything goes into slow motion and you see it happening from 50 different camera angles.
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