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Old 17-01-2002, 02:08 AM   #1   [permalink]
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AB's rendition of The Holy Grail

This is the scene of King Author and the Black Knight. Pen2 as King Author and Black_Knight as Black Knight. This is the typical battle between Pen2 and Black_Knight, which happens quite often here at AB.

King: You fight with the strenght of many men sir knight. I am Author King of the Britians. I seek the finest and bravest knight in the land to join me in the court of Camelot. You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me? You make me sad. So be it. Come Patsy.
Black Knight: None shall pass!
King: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass!
King: I have no quarl with you good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die!
King: I command you as King of the Britians.
Black Knight: I move for no man!
King: So be it!
(the fight begins, and then after the Black Knight loses his arm)
King: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: Tis but a scratch.
King: A scratch? Your arm's off.
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King: Then what's that?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
King: You, Liar!
Black Knight: C'mon you pansy.
(fight procedes again, and the Black Knight lost the other arm.)
King: Victory is mine.
Black Knight: Ha, c'mon then!
King: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King: You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough Aye!
King: Look you stupid bastard, you got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King: Look!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
King: Look, stop that.
Black Knight: Chicken, chicken!
King: Look I'll have your leg. Right!
(King Autor cuts off the Black Knight's leg)
Black Knight: Right! I'll do you for that.
King: You'll what?
Black Knight: C'mere!
King: What are going to do bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible.
King: Your a loony!
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you! C'mon then!(He cuts off the other leg) Alright, we'll call it a draw!
King: Come Patsy.
Black Kinght: Oh, oh, I see! Running away Aye! You yellow bastards come back here and take what's comin' to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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Old 17-01-2002, 02:12 AM   #2   [permalink]
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Now that was funny....
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Old 17-01-2002, 02:20 AM   #3   [permalink]
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***Clap, Clap Clap***

That's a very good peice of work there MS06JZaku. Well Done
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Old 17-01-2002, 02:25 AM   #4   [permalink]
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Old 17-01-2002, 02:49 AM   #5   [permalink]
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(It's King Arthur and his faithful servant Papsy.)

That's actually very true Zaku.

Now I want to watch that movie and imagine... Uhhhh... Nevermind...
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Old 24-01-2002, 08:37 PM   #6   [permalink]
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lol... copied straight out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Old 24-01-2002, 08:39 PM   #7   [permalink]
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How amusing! !!! Good job!
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Old 25-01-2002, 11:53 AM   #8   [permalink]
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I could totally see them saying that in the movie! (Pen2 and Black_Knight that is)

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Old 09-05-2002, 08:50 AM   #9   [permalink]
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Since I don't know how many people actually saw it when I first posted it, I still can't help laughing. Yes I realise it's an old thread, but let this ammuse us until Pen2 returns from his computer down time. Hmmm.... I need to make another one, based around Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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Old 09-05-2002, 09:21 AM   #10   [permalink]
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you have too much time on your hands
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Old 09-05-2002, 10:19 AM   #11   [permalink]
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But who is Pen2's faithful servant who bangs coconut shells together?
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Old 09-05-2002, 12:11 PM   #12   [permalink]
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Fuy, and its empty beer cans.
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Old 09-05-2002, 12:28 PM   #13   [permalink]
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Monty Python rules!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Many things go unnoticed, until a moment of observation. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Black Vixen . . . . . . . .

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We walk between the shadow and the light.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Who or what we are, is a question far easier asked than answered.. . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Old 09-05-2002, 01:07 PM   #14   [permalink]
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Not only did you copy (almost) word-for-word from that scene, you misquoted in several places.
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Old 09-05-2002, 01:32 PM   #15   [permalink]
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ROFLMAO GO Monty Python! IT RULES!!!!!! Pen2 has he's cynical moments for BK on and offline. How about this if I remember this part from the Holy Grail...

BK as the old guy on the bridge
Pen2 as (obviously) Arthur, king of the Britons

Arthur and the rest of the entire party follows suit and was stoped by the old man...
Old man: Halt! your name?
Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
Old man: your quest?
Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Old man: the velocity of a sparrow?
Arthur: erm...A British or an African swallow?
Old man: eh...I don't know tha- ARRRRRRRGH! Catapults into the firey pits of hell
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