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Old 23-03-2002, 05:54 PM   #1   [permalink]
Mecha Wasabi
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Exclamation Take a look at this AB survey.

If anyone takes offense to this, please tell me. I will apaologize and tell you why I posted this in the first place.

1. Do you consider yourself a "seasoned veteran" to The AB Forums?...
--- If youíre not a "seasoned vet" to The AB Forums, would you ever desire to become one?...
--- If yes, for the love of god why!?...

2. Have you ever thought about The AB Forums and given a deep weathered sigh while saying in a dreary voice "those were the days"?...

3. Have you ever had a dream where AB Forums played some kind of role in it?...
--- If so did you dream of any specific member?...
--- If yes which member?...

4. Have you ever cried while on and or when thinking about The AB Forums?...

5. Do you think you have a life?...

6. Do you think you are a hypocrite?...

7. Do you believe you have some sort of "rival" or "mortal enemy" on The AB Forums?...
--- If yes, what member?...
--- And do you think this person feels the same way towards you?...

8. Have you ever had a strange urge to get yourself banned from The AB Forums just for a laugh?...

9. Would you ever willingly put yourself in a positioned to be banned?...
--- If no, what if it proved an important point?...
--- If still no, what if by doing it you got your "rival" banned as well?...

10. If you ever met an AB mod or admin would you....?
A. Punch them in the stomach and steal their lunch money..
B. Glomp them... (whatever the hell that means)..
C. Try and seduce them...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are a mod or adminand you are seriously thinking about banning this "Mecha Wasabi" fellow.


11. If you suddenly became rich would you donate money to The AB Forums?...
--- If yes how much would you donate?...

12. Have you ever felt really close to another member although you have not met him/her in real life?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...

13. Have you ever fallen in love with another member?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...

14. Have you ever fantasized about another member(s)?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Are you fantasizing about them right now?...

14. Who is your Best friend on The AB Forums?...

15. Have you ever had an incredibly strong urge to kill a fellow The AB Forums member(s)?...
--- If so which member(s)?...

16. If you knew you wouldnít get banned would you act differently on The AB Forums?...
--- If yes, what would you do?...

17. Do you think you would ever want to, or have to the courage to tell a mod or admin to f*ck off !?....
--- If no, what if you were dared too?....

18. Did you find the above question at all offensive?...
--- If yes, do you consider yourself to have a sense of humour at all?...

19. Do you ever not post your true opinion for lack of courage?...
--- If yes, why?...

20. Who do you think is the most lecherous member on The AB Forums?...
--- Regarding the above question did you have to look up the word "lecherous" to know what it meant?..

21. Is your The AB Forums persona...?
A. a complete and utter lie.....
B. pretty faithful to your real life persona...
C. A slick combination between A and B...
D. You donít know what persona means...


22. If you could delete one post from your past, which would it be?.... (insert the link to the post here)....

23. If you could select one post or thread as your crowning glory, which would it be?... (insert the link to the post here)

24. What do you consider the best post someone else has made?.... (insert the link to post here)

25. What do you consider the best thread someone else has made?... (insert the link to post here)

26. Does the way people perceive you on The AB Forums matter to you?...

26. Did you notice there were two questions with the number 14 and now two with the number 26?...

27. If you woke up one day and found yourself to be the most hated member on The AB Forums would you..?
A. Kill yourself in a brutal fashion too black mail the more popular members..
B. Pretend you were actually the most admired member on The AB Forums...
C. Be a complete Bastard to everyone until you got banned...
D. All of the above in no particular order...
E. You are the most hated AB Forum member...


28. Do you actually think other members care about your opinions?...
--- Do you actually care about their opinions?....

29. Did you just lie to the above question?...

30. Have you ever purposely lied to "fit in" on The AB Forums?...
--- Are you lying right now?...
--- Does it bother you that you are continually lying to your self even at this very moment?...

31. Have you ever contemplated leaving The AB Forums because of something someone said?...
--- If yes, which member and what did he/she say?..

32. Have you ever posted a thread telling people that you are "leaving The AB Forums for good" or that you have "just returned to The AB Forums after leaving for good"?...
--- If so have you done it more than once?..

33. Were you better off before you joined The AB Forums?...

34. Do you swear a lot?...
--- Did you swear a lot before coming to The AB Forums?..

35. Are you constantly analysing things?...
--- Did you do this before you joined the AB Forums?..

36. Have you ever questioned your religion?...
--- Did you ever question it before coming to The AB Forums?...

37. Have you ever-contemplated suicide?...
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The AB Forums?..

38. Have you ever-contemplated murder?..
--- Did you ever contemplate it before The AB Forums?...

39. Were you better off before you joined The AB Forums?...

40. Do you strive to be different than everyone else when on The AB Forums?..

41. Do you strive to be well liked on The AB Forums?...

42. Do you strive to be funny on The AB Forums?...

43. Do you strive to be noticed on The AB Forums?...
--- If yes why?....
--- If no, does it bother you that others do?......
(if yes to above see question 6)

44. Without cheating list as many The AB Forums membersí names as you can think of....

45. Taking a look at your list do you think itís as big as it should be?...
--- Does the first person you listed have any special significances to you?...
--- Would you get mad if another member left you out of their list?...
--- Why?..

46. do you think this survey thing is stupid and a waste of time?..

47. Do you consider your self-intelligent?....
(if yes see question 6)


48. In general what kind of posts do you like?...
A. funny, sarcasm, cynic criticism not directed in your direction...
B. dead serious, never straying from topic, possibly boring to everyone but you...
C. useless posts, no meaning whatsoever, the word "glomp" appears in every single sentence...
D. all of the above....
E. none of the above....
F. other_______________________....


49. In general, do you think you spend more time in General Non-Anime Discussion than any Anime series Forum?...
--- If yes, do you find that sad considering this is the "AB Forums'?...

50. Do you often not post in threads that seem interesting to you just because the posts in the thread were too long to read?...

51. Do you generally read certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
--- If yes which member(s)?..

52. Do you generally ignore certain threads just because a certain member posted it?...
if yes which member(s)?..

53. Do you currently or have you ever had a member in youíre ignore list?...

54. Have you ever met another member of The AB Forums in real life that you did not know previously?...
--- If yes which member(s)?...
--- Do you find the fact that you actually met them freakishly weird?...

55. If you could meet any member who would it be?...

56. Have you gone on the Internet in the past month and not logged on to The AB Forums?...

57. Do you think you are addicted to The AB Forums?...

58. After completing the survey .... how many questions did you not answer truthfully?...

59. Were you better off before you joined The AB Forums?...
--- Did you realise that this is the third time I have asked this question?...

60. That's it all over. But are you glad this thing is over?...
--- Would you want to answer more questions?... [/B]

And no, I didn't make this whole thing up...
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Old 23-03-2002, 05:58 PM   #2   [permalink]
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So what was the point of all this?

We've already seen this twice before in MO... If you have some comment about the survey then say it... It was made a long time ago when Mantis actually posted and now Nairohe has recycled it...

So if people want to see this they can go to MO instead of repeating things over and over again...
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Old 24-03-2002, 05:21 PM   #3   [permalink]
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Um, what? I haven't been here very long. I had no idea it was already posted. Apologies.
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