[PG-13] Most Memorable AB Quotes #2!

EVA Type-R · 19-01-2003, 11:49 PM

That's right, friends and foes. Numero Two. Seeing as though there's a god damn plethora of the sequels here, I thought it nice to have yet another. I'll start with a couple.

Chestax3 - "Don't be angry with me, just imagine me sitting her pinching my nipples. Oh yeah baby, that's the good stuff."

Pen2 - "------- ----."

Doku-Beibi - "Who said you could call me chan?"

DrZepp - "BLASPHEMY"

Millions - "Shawn, you magnificent bastard."

Maguamaru - "---- ---- ----"

Me and Kayay -
"Mac Daddy Sijo: Rar.
Kayay2: PENWIS!
Mac Daddy Sijo: Pfft. That is sooo last week.
Kayay2: it's never passe
Mac Daddy Sijo: Tell that to Pen2.
Kayay2: Pen2 is Passe
Mac Daddy Sijo: Hah...
Kayay2: so he should jus shut his piehole
Mac Daddy Sijo: You think he's sexxxay.
Mac Daddy Sijo: YOU SAID NOTHING TO THAT.
Mac Daddy Sijo: I'M TELLING HIM YOU LOVE HIM AND WANT TEN-THOUSAND OF HIS BABIES.
Mac Daddy Sijo: HAH HAH! THE TRUTH IS OUT!
Mac Daddy Sijo: Now I have something to put into my info.
Mac Daddy Sijo: YOU RECKLESS FIEND.
Kayay2: SHADDUP! IT'S ALL LIES!!!!"

Me and Doku -
"Doku: ::drawns porn:: How're ya?
Mac Daddy Sijo: [looks at porn] Good, good."

DrZepp #2 - "---- AB IM BOYCOTTING"

That's all for now. Post yours now, buddies.

Pengi_Ken-Ohki · 20-01-2003, 03:22 AM

These quotes are ----.
Though, most anything Drizz says I like.
Most anything Pen2 says I think sucks.

**Pen2** · 20-01-2003, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EVA Type-R

Pen2 - "------- ----."

The full quote :-

[On phone]Pen2: [...]so that would explain it.

Shawn/Sassan/Mysterio: You know, I couldn't make out a word of that because of your accent.

Pen2:------- ----.

Shawn/Sassan/Lee Harvey Oswald: Now that I understood.

Black_Knight · 20-01-2003, 05:46 PM

And this is PG-13? I'd hate to see what R would look like...

Rico · 20-01-2003, 06:38 PM

My favourite quote is by Black_Knight:

Quote:

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funny how he seems to post this quite often

Elhaym · 20-01-2003, 06:52 PM

Oh, man. I have a lot of really good ones. I'll have to choose the best, though.

#1 - Toby:
KuntaKinte29: Babies crap eating face fist my poop rake shovel your.

#2 - Kiva, while we were creating our own language for AB:
Seraphina Tevien: Anything Lengis says shall henceforth be read as "I rape sheep."
Seraphina Tevien: Anything Lengis says in response to anything someone else says shall be read as "Bleat at me, baby, it turns me on."
Seraphina Tevien: Anything in response to this shall be "Baaaah"

#3 - Lukas (Morbius) while drunk:
Morbius6: My window smells like lilacs...
Morbius6: It's pretty
Morbius6: I think this coke in front of me has been here for days..
Morbius6: It tastes gross
Morbius6: I'm getting sober now...
Morbius6: You're dead... My tuern to rape
Morbius6: I just poked myself in the eye...
Morbius6: You'll pay for that too

#4 - And last, but certainly not least, the flow contest between me and Devin (this is long, but very worth it):
Millions Law: Yo...yo...holla back ya'll holla back ya'll...and it goes a little somethin' like this:
They call me Devin,
Straight from heaven
Not like the angels from Evangelion
I'll rock your world
And rock you girl
You say your fly but its just words
You doubt my ability?
I come from a nobility
with smooth mobility
to be the greatest white rapper in this vicinity..
ImxAxCreep: Yeah, Devin's got some phat rhymes, but Jessi just landed
He bettah step on back or be repremanded
Jessi gonna tear it up all over Devin's ass
He gonna be cooperative, Jessi don't want sass
She's like the ice in yo lemonade,
the lamp when the sun start to fade
She got it on, she got it right
Devin won't take her down without a fight
Millions Law: Heheh. Yeah yeah, I see
No courtesy
For the greatest white rapper in history
For while Jess is good
She dont live in the hood
Like this young player straight knockin the wood
I grew up in this a small town
All I had was my momma's shoppin' cart to get around
But now I'm back
To attack
Pick up the slack
Dont give me no flack
For I aint no jack
You can mack
With that fine fine rack.
So just back on up
You little pup
Or else you might get burned while I run amok.
ImxAxCreep: I ain't no girly girl, I can take care of myself
I take out the playahs with ninja-stealth
I see right through you, you underestimate me, Devin
I got more rhymes comin' in and out as brothas at 7-11
You see, I got ribbons and curls like any other girl
But the rhymes I spout will make yo head whirl
I know you want me, most people do
But I won't be caught dead on the street with a playah like you
Millions Law: You come up here, tryin' to have fun
Now I'm gonna drop all my big guns
For you may be the cutest, in the land
But you stack your rhymes like kids stack their sand
I aint no chump you can abuse
Remember I'm Devin and you lit my fuse
Time to blow up in your face
I'm the damn greatest credit to the human race
And now you may just say "Go eat some chalk"
But I can walk the walk and can you talk the talk
I'm a player baby, in the spotlight
And I can rock this party till the early light.
ImxAxCreep: You don't know what you sayin', I see the games you be playin'
You may not know it, but you just talkin' ----
Yo rhymes got length, but they sometimes confusin'
You ain't badass, you nothin' but losin' and amusin'
It be funny how you say you the greatest,
but you don't see that my rhymes are the latest
You ain't nothin' but talk, just blowin' hot steam
I may be cute, but things ain't always what they seem
Millions Law: Whoa whoa now, back up the truck,
You sayin' my rhymes are that ------ up?
You just tryin' to diss, I see your plan
But I spin a web of lyrics like Spider man
See you got some skills, I do suppose,
But damn girl fix that bunch in your pantyhose
Aint it obvious that I am the best?
Hands up hands down, hands all over your che....
Whoops I slipped, can't say that
Might get knocked flat on my back
But I will just say that I got the fame
Dont hate the player babe, hate the game.
ImxAxCreep: Playahs like you make me so damn mad
You all sportin' yo ass, thinkin' you rad
You ain't nothin' to me, you ain't ---- cuz
Guys like you come a dime a doz
Pipin' out lyrics like there ain't nothin' like ya
But watch yoself 'cuz I'm about to spike ya
You just a -----, a stitch in my side I'm about to itch, you ain't rich like my rhymes, can't buy no Abercrombie and Fitch,
so I recommend you find your nich 'cuz this sho ain't it.
Millions Law: Hah! You think you bad? I'm from the west side
Gotta phat Lincoln Towncar for my ride
But what you got, a paddle and a boat?
Hope it aint made of lyrics cause yours wont float.
I led a hard life, raised in the ghetto
Had to ride a bike with only one pedal.
But yeah that's right, now I got a Lexus
While you still stuck livin' in Texas.
"Excuse me ma,am can Jess Jess play?"
"Sorry kids, she out bailing hay!"
But I guess it's alright, you still young
But your life as a rapper is close to done.

Bryanna · 20-01-2003, 06:53 PM

This is a post I once made long ago when we were having a mock food fight when we had dinner board battles, I wanted to hit post reply but then I hit new thread. Okay here it goes.

Me-*makes chillie and puts tobassco sauce in it so everyone will eat it*
Weird Isreali-I have had wassabi sauce and that's hotter than your tobassco sauce feel my wrath mwahahahaha!

Drizzten · 20-01-2003, 11:29 PM

I'm going to start a Jessi 'n Devon Rap-Tha-Roof-Off Fund. Any takers?

I think most of the quote-worthy posts were made over 9 months ago. I'll try and find some of them in a minute.

Elhaym · 21-01-2003, 04:18 PM

Oh, and a month earlier you were doubting that I could even rap. But I'm all for any kind of fund for me! Screw you, Devin!

ADdispatcher · 21-01-2003, 05:11 PM

I'll always like this:

---S***edit: c***hizm

ADdispatcher · 21-01-2003, 05:34 PM

Oh, and this:

LESBIAN, FUCKIT!!!---me

FayeFayeV · 21-01-2003, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EVA Type-R

DrZepp - "BLASPHEMY"

I think you forgot one...

Dr Zepp- "Sweet Jesus!"

By the way, "Sweet Jesus" is slang for heroin.

**Pen2** · 21-01-2003, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FayeFayeV
I think you forgot one...

Dr Zepp- "Sweet Jesus!"

You infidel. The good doctor needs not your mortal capital letters, or indeed even punctuation.

Schizm · 21-01-2003, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ADdispatcher
I'll always like this:

---Shizm

Who is this Shizm of which you speak?

Kayay · 21-01-2003, 09:07 PM

T'was in my profile for a time:

Quote:

Mac Daddy Sijo: A cynical nudist.That should be fun.
Kayay2: a male cynical nudist riding a bicycle.
Mac Daddy Sijo: *fapfapfap*
Mac Daddy Sijo: Hah that sounded bad. I didn't mean I was jerking off. I meant that to be the penis flopping around his legs
Kayay2: Liar.