Counter-Strike poem

GiZMO · 03-03-2003, 04:04 PM

Edit: This probably doesn't bleong in this forum.. :-/

it's is apparently a rap but I do not like using that word describing something that's more of a poem. If you play CS, you might be amused... And it's kind of lame to rap about something such as a game. :

Welcome to Counter-Strike
I bet you suck, like
A newbie
Stop playing, and go watch a movie
It's the first round
Money? We only have a pound
So you'll only hear the sound
Of a DE with an extra clip
I'm gonna pistol whip you're lip
But this isn't Halo
I'm still looking forward to Condition Zero

I'm part of the big T
NOt the one that starts with a C
I will sneak up on you with my knife
And take away your life
With those taken lives, I have a fixation
When you're dead, you'll hear "j00miliation"
And your buddy, I will tear his skin
Then you'll hear "Terrorists Win"
I am the most Disruptive
You see my moves, and you finally realize that I'm corruptive

I have enough dough for an AK
You're scared, but you sum up the courage to play
When your head is up, I click not spray
You lose again, I guess this isn't your day
Third round, You have an M4
You use your own buddy as a lure
You take mine out, and you think you're hardcore
You have no excuse to die
I see you in the corner, this is going to be easy as pie
Thought you had an M4, but I guess you lied
You're an AWP whore, now you deserve to die
You have Max Zoom on Bomb Site B
I'm around the corner, you can't see me
You're a damn fool
Now I'm right behind you
You can hear my footsteps
You have no backup; one teammate left
His gun's bigger
But he hesitates to pull the trigger

Now it's time for you
I throw in my HE, waiting for you to get screwed
It blows, but you're not dead
I come around the corner and put a clap in your head
One more round, knives only, guns down
You should run quick, with no sound
Go ahead and try to pwn my life
Try a tricky move like pulling out a MP5
You're pathetic, I put cold steel in your dome
And don't make up an excuse, like you had to answer the phone
You heard "j00miliation" one last time
now you disconnect from Online
Get some sleep, go practice in the morning
You might find me online, in your clan server pwning

SenshiNaka · 03-03-2003, 04:33 PM

That was pretty cool...

ADdispatcher · 03-03-2003, 08:33 PM

Hahaha...

I'm the best at impalation
Killing peeps across the nation
At camp they gave you the boot
It won't do much, now say wOOt.
Everytime you try to hide
I'm right there at your side
It's no use, don't make a fuss
All your base are belong to us
You could run but if you try
all of you will surely die
You could pray for new salvation
But I'm the best at impalation
Big big guns won't help at all
if I am there, you'll prob'ly fall
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

GiZMO · 03-03-2003, 08:59 PM

*clap clap* nice.

the 1337 cr3w looks like Borris
From 007: goldeneye chorus
Be in the _dust
with the AUG i'll bust
i have the lust
but no newbie cuss
I have kevlar + the hat
but no baseball bat
just the knife
I play so much, that's why I dont have a wife
and i have no life
but i can bust a cap
even with thecomp, that goes in your lap
i am not a newbie that skywalks
i will find you and stalk
the clips i buy, are in bulks
when i score "Monster" you can call me the incredible Hulk
I am not an irritating hax0r
that don't cover your bax0r
only 1-hit kills
and head shots, that force blood to spill

You toss the mp5 for that awp
it's a AWM, not a 5 kill pop
by finding that awp, you save yourself from paying high-bills
it wont matter, you dont have the skills
i have the scout in hand,and i walk fast with a glock
i seeyou now, i will miss your head just to mock
you fire and fire, without switching guns
it takes too long to reload that son
and i bet you didn't know, i was eating a cinnamon bun
i have to wash my hands, my 8 year old cousin will play
he kills your teammates, which puts you in bay
i used this rhyme before, but it's okay
just log off, and give it a rest, you shouldn't play

Panzer Strike · 03-03-2003, 09:57 PM

. . . . . . . maybe if it wasn't about counter strike.

GuGuEaTeR · 04-03-2003, 02:59 AM

... i love CS

but i suck at making poems

so no poems or song lyric likes from me.

(oh yeah, this should belong in All Gaming forum)

eva_02's soul · 04-03-2003, 07:07 AM

a haiku

Counter strike sucks arse
It is full of fricking cheats
What a stupid game!

Lt Zechs · 04-03-2003, 08:51 AM

Heheh

Thats great, good work everyone.
I liked this part the best:
"Thought you had an M4, but I guess you lied
You're an AWP whore, now you deserve to die."
heheheh

ADdispatcher · 04-03-2003, 04:57 PM

I shoot you in the head
Way til you are dead
I'm a sniping freak
You can't dodge, you poor nOObish geek
I'll get a better gun
It's only the start of the fun
Death is everywhere
you smell blood in the air
when I'm around, your already dead
go lie down on your death bed.
I hit fast and accurate
Like yer roasting on a bar b que spit
Go home you stupid nOOb
You're makin' yourself look like a boob
Oh, I picked up and RPG
Give it up, ya can't beat me

I'll take you all on!

GiZMO · 04-03-2003, 05:14 PM

nice.

i'll come up with a rhyme later, lol

orochi X · 04-03-2003, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eva_02's soul
a haiku

Counter strike sucks arse
It is full of fricking cheats
What a stupid game!

Very amusing

Nice poem by the way GiZMO,

Kichacid · 05-03-2003, 05:48 PM

You are teh n00b of tha game
You're so freakin' lame
We homed in on you
Just to watch you frag Sue
She was a worthy teammate
You just couldn't collaborate
You won't find a place
Which we won't ace
Now for the coup de grâce
Why wouldn't you listen?
Perhaps you just wanted to glisten
And shine
All over the wine
Dealt back in death
You got none left
You're the last one
This ain't a pun
There's nowhere to run
So now for the showdown
You are just so low down
I take out a .44 Magnum
And snipe you in the bum.
You let loose a cry of pain
And utter a war cry in vain,
"Ugunga!"

ADdispatcher · 06-03-2003, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kichacid
And utter a war cry in vain,
"Ugunga!"

Oh my...

You think you can run straight through
but my plans were to flank you
a killed on either side
now you have nowhere to hide
stabbed in the back
kicked in the face
we won't cut you any slack
if you can't keep with the pace
thats yet another life down
I watch you fall to the ground
this isn't Unreal
if thats what you feel
you pullout like with honor and glory
cover your eyes, this scene'll get gory
what ever you say,
I'll kick your A
go back to your hole and cry
'cuz you just realised, yer about ta die
I take out my MAC
shoot you in the back
you let out an anguished cry
I said I'd show mercy...

I lied.

I continue to stalk,
you only talk the talk
get out of my face
if you can't walk teh walk
I'm about to take you outta the frame
you think about forfitting the game
Why do I waste my time
covering my hands in grime
getting down in the nOObish filth
when I could be bathing in wealth
Oh, look. I shot your head off
and when I insult you, you merely scoff
Now I've got an M 16
You wonder why the world can be so mean
Yeah, the world can be so cruel
but I am just so damn cool.